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Hey...that's some good acting ability right there!

MMMMMmmmmm…ary Steenburgen.  That’s right!  Looks like in time travel month, the MILFs are holding their own!  Mary Steenburgen gets a double bill, however, for starring in my personal favorite time travel film…but, she was also in Back to the Future III.  If that’s not enough, she looks like she actually time travels.  How else can you explain her looking that damn good and being 56 years old? (more…)

That's a big set of...dress! That's what I was going to say!

Ooooh yeah!  It’s about high time I had some class round here!  No, I’m kidding.  All the Hot Nerd Crushes are classy ladies, but, this one, well, she just seems to be a cut above.  She’s been a Bond girl, the object of a time traveller’s affections, the paramour of the Phantom of the Opera, and a foulmouthed politico’s wife!  Not to mention a medicine woman!  Hell, she was even in the original Battlestar Galactica!  So, here’s to Jane Seymour, the best woman to turn up in Playboy without actually taking anything off. (DAMN IT!) (more…)

Yeah, I had something witty to say...but I forgot. Just keep looking at her.

We’re going to try a new format with this weekly spot here on ManWithPez.  Mostly because it takes so damn long to write out what is essentially a report on hot men and women.  So, we’re going straight to the heart of the matter instead of covering so much of their life that you can find here and there and concentrate more on why I think they’re hot.  So, with further adieu, here’s Hot Nerd Crush #3:  Tricia Helfer! (more…)

This must be what Heaven looks like (according to the last episode).

Presenting your Maxim November covergirls Tricia Helfer and Grace Park!   Dear God, that’s a lotta hot to put on the cover of one magazine!  Seriously! 

True, it’s to promote the upcoming The Plan movie, directed by craggy-ass Edward James Olmos (Okay, that’s not true.  I met the guy, and he was sweet as hell.) The Plan was written by veteran Battlestar writer and former Buffy scribe Jane Espenson.  Pity these pictures are not just for me (ALL FOR MANWITHPEZ!!! NONE FOR YOU!!!) but that’s okay.  I guess you guys can look too.  If you look around (pssst…here), you can find other pictures of the dynamic quatro. (What?  Last I looked there were four boobies at play here!)  If you look around on the Maxim website, you’ll find video of the shoot, with Tricia Helfer doing what she does best…turning me on.  And Grace Park…What can I say about Grace Park.  Well, nothing that doesn’t involve a lot of filthy sexual euphemisms. 

But remember the advice Battlestar’s Dr. Baltar, James Callis gave me:  Beware of Cylon Blondes.  That’s why I’m going for the brunette!  Thanks, James Callis!

(Oh, and I’m aware of the Phasers reference on the cover…don’t worry, there’s a retraction right under that statement.  Whew, for a second there, I was afraid I just wouldn’t be able to look at the pictures!)

Somedays, like the day I found this picture...life is pretty good!

After looking over some of the posts that I used to start ManWithPez, I noticed that there was one ingredient missing, and that was the love, baby.  You can’t forget the loooove! (Yeah, I know it’d sound better coming from Barry White, but I can’t supply that.  Read this article out loud in your best White impression.  Barry, not Betty)  So, in what I’m hoping will be a regular article here, I’m going recognize a lady that most other nerds agree they want to nail…Did I say “want to nail”?  I meant to say that.  But, in the spirit of remaining a civilized man, we’re going to say “Find attractive” instead. (more…)