ManWithPez

Admit it...this was the only part of her you were going to look at anyways. (And who could blame you?) Photo courtesy of Niki (AKA: That Girl I Used To Nail)

HA!  You’ve probably read that title, and thought “Great!  A list about how ex-girlifriends are annoying!”  WRONG!  This particular list was written by one of my ex-girlfriends, Niki.  My simple way of annoying her here in this list intro is by referring to her as both the author and “That Girl I Used To Nail”.   Somehow, if she’s writing this for me, I don’t think she’ll find that much umbrage in the statement.  Also, if you’re looking at the lovely rack to the right of my finely crafted introduction, you will have discovered at least two of her nicest assets.  Well, not only is the body beautifully bountiful, but the brain bubbling inside is brilliant, as this list will show.  So, written by @survivingniki (That’s the Twitter handle), presented by me, ManWithPez (You’re at my site…or the Twilight Zone, one or the other) here’s Niki’s Ten New Ways to Annoy People (Which is already bullshit, because there’s 11, but since I lost almost every argument we had when we were together ten years ago, who’s counting.) (more…)

So damn hot, my monitor just melted!

Amy Adams is so hot, she makes me want to bite somebody!  And, you’ve probably read what I’ve had to say on the subject of beautiful women that are funny, right?  How it makes them that much more attractive?  You didn’t read that?  What the hell are you doing on my site if you’re not going to do your homework?  We’ll table that for now, okay?  Hot Nerd Crush Amy Adams begins after the jump. (more…)

I was never a big tennis fan, but if anyone could persuade me...

Oh man, this one’s been a long time coming.  How can you call yourself any type of film nerd and not be in love with Ginger Rogers.  Sure, she’s known mostly for being Fred Astaire’s dancing partner.  But, if that’s all you know her as, you’re letting some of the best performances ever get past you…and that won’t do, movie nerd!  Hot Nerd Crush Ginger Rogers starts now. (more…)

I never wanted to be a piece of driftwood so much in my life!

We’re trying something new with Hot Nerd Crush/Mancrush.  To date, they’ve kind of been paired together.  Each one has had somthing to do with the other one.  It’s actually kind of limiting, so I’m going to do away with it.  With that in mind, here’s lucky number 7, Kristin Chenoweth.  A woman with a lovely set.  Of vocal cords, you perverts.  And tits. (more…)

Dear God, I've never wanted to be a library ladder so bad in my entire life!

This one wasn’t a hard decision.  I’ve had a big crush on this actress from the first time I heard her sing.  I carry a torch for women that are gorgeous and funny.  (Oddly enough, not so much for women that only have one of those traits)  So, it should be no surprise that this weeks Hot Nerd Crush is another redhead, and Whedon alum (along with last week’s Hot Nerd Crush:  Alyson Hannigan)  Felicia Day! (more…)