ManWithPez

Voted "Most likely to bitch slap a T-800" in high school.

I don’t believe this pair has ever been featured in anything together, but that’s okay.  That’s what we’re shooting for with this weekly article (which, for some reason, nabs my biggest number of visits each week).  So, we’ve got a movie star, who’s been in some of the best nerdbait films of all time, and a TV star who’s hot and apparently doesn’t mind being around a group of guys acting like dorks constantly.  Kaley and Michael after the jump. (more…)

DAMN! She can play with my dolls anyday! I mean action figures! I don't have any dolls.

Ah, the crushes!  Sure, sure, I like them all.  If they contribute to nerdicy, they will be featured here sooner or later.  And, we have two great ones here this week.  One was found as a dirty nerd, and the other makes a living hosting a show where he’s just plain dirty.  There’s something about them both, and beyond the hotness.  Let’s take a look at Mike Rowe and Amy Acker after the jump. (more…)

Farewell, my friend! See you soon!

Alright!  Let’s hear it for the pale!  This week we’re going to take a look at two of the hottest pale people ever, Kristen Bell and Conan O’Brien.  The reasons for these picks (other than their lack of skin pigment) should be obvious.  They’re both hot as can be, but also very, very talented.  So, without further ado, let’s have a look at Kristen and Conan after the jump. (more…)

She don't look that wicked to me.

I apologize for the lateness of the post this week.  The holiday helped me forget my writing duties for the beginning of the week and now, I’m down two posts.  Without further ado here’s Hot Nerd Crush Idina Menzel and James Franco after the jump. (more…)

Ladies, nerds, rejoice, for it IS Chiwetel Ejiofor!

Two more for the books this week, as we look at an older actress, though still smokin’ ass hot, and one of the better thespians working today.  Hot Nerd Crush for Chiwetel Ejiofor and Katey Sagal starts after the jump. (more…)

Baby, I will hold still for whatever spell you want to CAST! Damn!

Our first combined Hot Nerd Crush finds us paying homage to one of the most talented ladies to ever grace the Hot Nerd Crush.  And the guy who plays Chuck.  In deference to Mr. Levi, this is the beginning of how we around here at ManWithPez are starting to shorten things a bit.  So hold on and give it a look.  The first combined Hot Nerd Crush starts after the jump. (more…)

I almost forgive her for the umlaut. Almost.

Okay, clearly I don’t have the ability to access my keyboard’s special characters, including the ever elusive and possibly nonexistent UMLAUT!  I don’t need it, I don’t want to use it…but this weeks Hot Nerd Crush, who uses one of the imaginary characters in her name, almost…ALMOST makes me want to think differently.  Hot Nerd Crush Madchen Amick begins after the jump. (more…)

I never wanted to be a photographer so bad in my life!

We’re going to do a short one (piece, not woman) and I decided to go with not only a Hot Nerd Crush, but a hot nerd in her own right.  I can only list one thing in Ms. Byron’s credit list, but it’s a huge, huge thing.  When you’re not only a co-host on Mythbusters, but a member of the build team, you’ll always have a place over on ManWithPez.  Hell, Grant Imahara already took on Chuck Norris over here, so let’s have a look at Kari after the jump. (more…)

Admit it...this was the only part of her you were going to look at anyways. (And who could blame you?) Photo courtesy of Niki (AKA: That Girl I Used To Nail)

HA!  You’ve probably read that title, and thought “Great!  A list about how ex-girlifriends are annoying!”  WRONG!  This particular list was written by one of my ex-girlfriends, Niki.  My simple way of annoying her here in this list intro is by referring to her as both the author and “That Girl I Used To Nail”.   Somehow, if she’s writing this for me, I don’t think she’ll find that much umbrage in the statement.  Also, if you’re looking at the lovely rack to the right of my finely crafted introduction, you will have discovered at least two of her nicest assets.  Well, not only is the body beautifully bountiful, but the brain bubbling inside is brilliant, as this list will show.  So, written by @survivingniki (That’s the Twitter handle), presented by me, ManWithPez (You’re at my site…or the Twilight Zone, one or the other) here’s Niki’s Ten New Ways to Annoy People (Which is already bullshit, because there’s 11, but since I lost almost every argument we had when we were together ten years ago, who’s counting.) (more…)

So damn hot, my monitor just melted!

Amy Adams is so hot, she makes me want to bite somebody!  And, you’ve probably read what I’ve had to say on the subject of beautiful women that are funny, right?  How it makes them that much more attractive?  You didn’t read that?  What the hell are you doing on my site if you’re not going to do your homework?  We’ll table that for now, okay?  Hot Nerd Crush Amy Adams begins after the jump. (more…)