ManWithPez

Presenting a new and interesting way to type!

Okay…some qualifications after this one.  After this tweet, I’m only writing about milestone tweets in increments of 5,000…so don’t expect to see my hairy, sunless legs again until tweet 10,000, ya follow?   I find that I measure what I say and do on Twitter as I approach one of these numbers, so I start backing off, and God knows I haven’t said anything on Twitter in weeks!  Well, that ends today.  Here’s a picture of me celebrtating my 5,000th tweet with my brand new netbook, which I am in love with, because I dropped more hardware in that bitch than you see in your typical Autobot.  So, I hope you’ve enjoyed my quasi-nudity, because you can kiss my white ass goodbye…you know, until I get bored and just have to bare it again.  See you around Twitter!

Heh.  Yeah, I suppose that’s right.  At any rate, here’s my picture for my 4,000th Tweet.  And, while it’s good, it’s not half as good as the iteration that ThatCostumeGirl came up with…seen below and after the jump. (more…)

It’s true, I tweet a lot over on Twitter.  Unfortunately, I’ve been saving up for my 3,000 tweet.  Yes, I get excited about minor (indeed, this time, nonexistent!) milestones, and I tend to commemorate them in strange ways around here.  On the aught thousand numbered tweets, I take a picture, usually involving the Fail Whale.  Since it’s near Christmas, I thought I’d dispense with failure and keep things in a holiday theme.  So, here it is…the picture I’ve taken for tweet 3,000:

May your stockings be filled with love. And me...

 So, there you are…a holiday gift from me, ManWithPez (that’s @manwithpez over on Twitter) to you!  And, remember, you have to be a good boy or girl, or you just don’t know what Santa will leave in your stocking.

Merry Christmas!

Mom will be so proud.

Actually, getting 2000 tweets isn’t that big of a deal.  However, I like to celebrate milestone, even when they aren’t actually milestones.  When I hit tweet 1000, I took the picture that you see in the header.  Obviously my techs have engineered the changing out of the old movie pictures on the TV.  As I saw I was approaching my 2,000th tweet, I had no idea what to do.  So, I just took the same set of pictures…this time minus pants.  Also, I can’t really play the guitar, but you sure can cover yourself with it!  Enjoy!  You can follow me on twitter @ManWithPez , but, I warn you, much like my content warning, I have a foul mouth.  Or keyboard if you want to look at it that way.