Superman vs Chuck Norris
Wed ,02/06/2010
Superman just before he delivers a global slap to Norris.
First thing, I haven’t written a “vs Chuck Norris” piece in FOREVER! Second, I know that the comic book stuff was supposed to end at the end of May. Well, besides just being a lazy git, I’ve experienced some minor technical difficulties, and ManWithPez has suffered for that reason. Well, I had some pieces that, like THE MUSIC, I just had to get out of me. This one: Superman vs Chuck Norris is one that I’ve had on my mind for some time, and I just need you assholes…sorry…you people to read it! So, for your perusal, Superman, the original American (though…alien, you know) Boyscout, vs Chuck Norris…the original Texas Ranger. Let’s see it play out, after the jump! (more…)