ManWithPez

This must be what Heaven looks like (according to the last episode).

Presenting your Maxim November covergirls Tricia Helfer and Grace Park!   Dear God, that’s a lotta hot to put on the cover of one magazine!  Seriously! 

True, it’s to promote the upcoming The Plan movie, directed by craggy-ass Edward James Olmos (Okay, that’s not true.  I met the guy, and he was sweet as hell.) The Plan was written by veteran Battlestar writer and former Buffy scribe Jane Espenson.  Pity these pictures are not just for me (ALL FOR MANWITHPEZ!!! NONE FOR YOU!!!) but that’s okay.  I guess you guys can look too.  If you look around (pssst…here), you can find other pictures of the dynamic quatro. (What?  Last I looked there were four boobies at play here!)  If you look around on the Maxim website, you’ll find video of the shoot, with Tricia Helfer doing what she does best…turning me on.  And Grace Park…What can I say about Grace Park.  Well, nothing that doesn’t involve a lot of filthy sexual euphemisms. 

But remember the advice Battlestar’s Dr. Baltar, James Callis gave me:  Beware of Cylon Blondes.  That’s why I’m going for the brunette!  Thanks, James Callis!

(Oh, and I’m aware of the Phasers reference on the cover…don’t worry, there’s a retraction right under that statement.  Whew, for a second there, I was afraid I just wouldn’t be able to look at the pictures!)

You are, Baroness...You are!

Okay, I admit I’m a huge fan of ToplessRobot.  There is one feature over there, however that I usually steer clear of, and that’s FanFictionFriday.  Mostly because it makes me lose my faith in the human race as a whole, and the internet in general.  Today, however, Rob has uncovered a horrifying gem titled “GI Joe wrath of the baroness”.    (Link takes you to ToplessRobot’s coverage of the story, not the story itself. )  Be warned that most FFF covers people’s attempts to convey hardcore pornography onto their favorite fandoms (In this case, GI Joe).  But this one was too good to pass up, and one of Rob’s nifty readers, Kaeli,  has blessed us with the image you see in this wholesale endorsement of “GI Joe wrath of the baroness”.  Good luck figuring out what’s going on in the story!  Or rather, good luck not figuring it out.