ManWithPez

This is my plush Elphaba Thropp doll.  What?  I can have dolls!

In the show, Wicked, she sings a song about defying gravity.  Luckily this doll can’t do that.  She…

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What the hell just happened?

This is my iron kitty.  I’ve had her for 6 years.  She has a spring for a neck and her eyes glow in the dark.  She is awesome!

I honestly don’t know if black iron kitties cause bad luck.

I think all that bad luck superstitious stuff is bullshi…*STUMBLE*

Stupid-ass cat.

One of our winning pictures. Yeah, I know...but it struck me as funny.

First off, I’d like to say thanks to everyone who participated.  I’ll be contacting all parties entitled to a prize via email and wrangling your prizes to you as soon as possible.  So don’t write me bitching about “Where’s my stuff?!”  You’ll get it when I’m damn good and ready, ya follow! (more…)

Just a friendly reminder that the 26th of June…that’s this Saturday is the cutoff for entries into my contest.  Might I remind you that the prizes, while cheap, and all kickass!?  Certificates, Pez dispensers, and a shiny nickel awaits the winner.  Ridicule and laughter await the losers!  We have not had many entries thus far, so at this very moment, your chances of winning are very, very good!  so, don’t wait any longer…send in your entries and be judged.  That’s right…I told you to get off your ass and send me things!  Do it NOW!!! 

Uh…please.

Oh...if only I had a nickel for every nickel I've had...

I’ve gotten a lot of visitors here at ManWithPez, and, I’ve been happy to see most of them!  No, I’m kidding.  I’ve been happy to see all of them!  To give a little something back, I’ve decided to host our very first contest here!  If you want to know what’s going down, come back after the jump!  Beware, however…I’m quite cheap and broke.  The prizes won’t be much to look at, but you’ll have all the pride of knowing that you’ve added to my financial downfall! (more…)

Presenting a new and interesting way to type!

Okay…some qualifications after this one.  After this tweet, I’m only writing about milestone tweets in increments of 5,000…so don’t expect to see my hairy, sunless legs again until tweet 10,000, ya follow?   I find that I measure what I say and do on Twitter as I approach one of these numbers, so I start backing off, and God knows I haven’t said anything on Twitter in weeks!  Well, that ends today.  Here’s a picture of me celebrtating my 5,000th tweet with my brand new netbook, which I am in love with, because I dropped more hardware in that bitch than you see in your typical Autobot.  So, I hope you’ve enjoyed my quasi-nudity, because you can kiss my white ass goodbye…you know, until I get bored and just have to bare it again.  See you around Twitter!

Suck it, meatsacks! No, really...it's 3AM, I don't want to go home lonely!

How often do you see a robot as “That Guy” in a photo?  Here, Bender from Futurama photobombs two lovely women at what appears to be a bar.  Perhaps he just didn’t want to be outdone by that meatsack Daniel Craig.