ManWithPez

From George's yearbook: "Be good this summer! Don't rob any casinos!"

 It doesn’t do to forget where one comes from, and as you can clearly see from this photo I found over at FILM.com, George Clooney still remembers from whence he came.  I would still bet, however, that he was pulling tail with this look back in the day.  Meanwhile, I couldn’t get kissed in high school, let alone…uh…anything else, and I know I looked better than this.   I mean, come on…he looks like the nerd the other nerds used to beat up!  Whatever.  He managed to pull his shit together and make a global community of woman fawn over him.  Perhaps, one day, I can do the same!  Let’s see what I can do!

Voted "Most likely to bitch slap a T-800" in high school.

I don’t believe this pair has ever been featured in anything together, but that’s okay.  That’s what we’re shooting for with this weekly article (which, for some reason, nabs my biggest number of visits each week).  So, we’ve got a movie star, who’s been in some of the best nerdbait films of all time, and a TV star who’s hot and apparently doesn’t mind being around a group of guys acting like dorks constantly.  Kaley and Michael after the jump. (more…)

DAMN! She can play with my dolls anyday! I mean action figures! I don't have any dolls.

Ah, the crushes!  Sure, sure, I like them all.  If they contribute to nerdicy, they will be featured here sooner or later.  And, we have two great ones here this week.  One was found as a dirty nerd, and the other makes a living hosting a show where he’s just plain dirty.  There’s something about them both, and beyond the hotness.  Let’s take a look at Mike Rowe and Amy Acker after the jump. (more…)

Farewell, my friend! See you soon!

Alright!  Let’s hear it for the pale!  This week we’re going to take a look at two of the hottest pale people ever, Kristen Bell and Conan O’Brien.  The reasons for these picks (other than their lack of skin pigment) should be obvious.  They’re both hot as can be, but also very, very talented.  So, without further ado, let’s have a look at Kristen and Conan after the jump. (more…)

She don't look that wicked to me.

I apologize for the lateness of the post this week.  The holiday helped me forget my writing duties for the beginning of the week and now, I’m down two posts.  Without further ado here’s Hot Nerd Crush Idina Menzel and James Franco after the jump. (more…)

Ladies, nerds, rejoice, for it IS Chiwetel Ejiofor!

Two more for the books this week, as we look at an older actress, though still smokin’ ass hot, and one of the better thespians working today.  Hot Nerd Crush for Chiwetel Ejiofor and Katey Sagal starts after the jump. (more…)

Baby, I will hold still for whatever spell you want to CAST! Damn!

Our first combined Hot Nerd Crush finds us paying homage to one of the most talented ladies to ever grace the Hot Nerd Crush.  And the guy who plays Chuck.  In deference to Mr. Levi, this is the beginning of how we around here at ManWithPez are starting to shorten things a bit.  So hold on and give it a look.  The first combined Hot Nerd Crush starts after the jump. (more…)

It's not fair, there are people who look like him, and I look like me. Sigh.

I would call him America’s favorite smartass, except he’s not American.  He’s a filthy Canadian.  Oh well, at least there’s some type of flaw there!  And, Canada, before you come down here to slit my throat with an ice skate or something, just know this.  I’m not prejudiced of all Canadians.  Just the French ones.  Dirty French-Canadians….you’re just as bad as the real thing, you know!  Anyways, we’ll take a good hard look at Ryan Reynolds’s hard body…of work, you perverts!  Gawd!  Ryan Reynolds after the jump. (more…)

You can see the haunted past...oh wait, no you can't! Smug bastard.

I have thought long at hard about this, but, try as I might, I could not come up with a Mancrush for today’s entry.  So, how about a man of Iron?  Why not Robert Downey Jr?  He’s been in enough nerdbait, and, if he hasn’t, he’s a good enough actor to justify it from a movie nerd’s point of view.  Hot Nerd Mancrush Robert Downey Jr. starts now. (more…)

LLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllladies!

I asked ThatCostumeGirl who she’d like to see written up as a hot nerd mancrush, and after .03 seconds of thinking she came up with Miguel Ferrer.  Sounds perfect to me.  I don’t think we see enough of this son of Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney myself.  Over the years, he’s amassed quite the nerdbait catalog of films, but there is a film he was in that isn’t for the nerds where he gave a truly terrifying performance.  More on that later.  Hot Nerd Mancrush Miguel Ferrer starts after the jump. (more…)