ManWithPez

Reference for #2 down on that list. I'll say it again...DAMN!!!

Damn!  Go a week without kicking Chuck Norris’s ass, and people will notice.  So, here it is, because YOU demanded it!  You know…I just hadn’t noticed that we hadn’t had a woman fight Chuck Norris on one of these outings.  Actually, that’s not true.  A lot of thought went into picking who was going to take on Chuck’s brawn and beard this week.  I could’ve gone with any old piece of nerdbait cheesecake(mmmm…cheesecake).  But, instead, I decided to go with a badass chick that none of us can deny.  Sigourney Weaver vs Chuck Norris after the jump. (more…)

It’s still one of my favorite cartoons!  Justice League Unlimited seems, sometimes to make better fiction with the DC Universe’s characters than DC does.  Actually, it doesn’t seem that way…it is that way!  So, let’s have a look at some of the characters and who I would cast in some of the bigger roles.  Granted, I’m not going to cast them all, because that roster is huge!  I’m going for some of the key people.  So, JLU Casting Call after the jump! (more…)

So...how many dead people are in this picture?

I’ve gone out of my way to try and pester the Twilight set, and for good reason, I think.  That being said, I think True Blood and The Southern Vampire Mysteries are awesome.  Well, season 2 of True Blood was off a bit, but there was enough “What The Fuck” to keep me tuning in.  I’ve read all the books, seen all the episodes, and I think that the people of Bon Temps, Louisiana would be easy to piss off.  Then again, we’re talking about vampires of a distinctly non-sparkly variety, so you might want to tread carefully.  Ten New Ways to Annoy the True Blood People starts after the jump.  Oh…and there are some spoilers here.  Mostly from the books, so watch out. (more…)

There are a few Mythbusters drinking games out there, but I’ve been inspired.  Not the least which reason is that I’ve recently watched the entire show from start to “Tree Catapult”.  I’ve noticed some patterns, and yes, as is my wont here on ManWithPez, I’ve drank while watching some of the episodes.  Bear in mind, I am not suggesting that you actually drink like this while watching Mythbusters.  But, it can lead to a great deal of fun/vomitting.  Ready?  Here we go, after the jump! (more…)

You KNOW you're annoyed when you point at your own phone!

Let’s annoy everyone!  Come on!  It’s easy, and it’s fun!  Just like using an EZ-Bake oven…except this actually works.  I myself have been annoyed several times in the last week, but we’ll see how much of it I can filter out for my list this week.  Which is late, sorry for the annoyance.  Ten New Ways to Annoy People after the jump! (more…)

It's Curtains for you, see! Curtains!

No, I don’t mean for the items in this list to be sung, though you should feel free to string them together.  If some enterprising musician wishes to, they have my blessing.  And then we’ll start the national tour of Annoyance:  The Musical, with it’s opening number The Most Annoying Writer In The World.  I’d pay to see that.  Actually, I’m already paying to see that, as no one’s handing out money for writing ManWithPez.  Hint.  Again. This list is actually about different musicals.  And, yes, there are spoilers for some of them, so unless you want to know, you might want to avoid this list.  Fifteen New Ways to Annoy People after the jump. (more…)

At least this sign offers preparation. Most people, alas, do not.

Ah, every week, you’d think it’d be harder and harder to come up with ways to annoy the populace at large, and honestly, you’d be right.  Then again, I’m easily annoyed myself, so, I always seem to have what I need right at hand.  I don’t know that I would actually try any of the stuff I suggest, because most of it, while annoying, will probably land you in jail, for at least a day, if not longer.  Never let be said that I said annoying the cops was a good idea.  Ten new ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

Helllllo ladies!

This one is entirely for the film nerds.  My second favorite actor of all time (Don’t ask), I think is a perfect candidate to bring some class to the proceedings:  Cary Grant.  Now, whether or not he was gay is up to debate.  Personally, I don’t think so.  I don’t care either way.  Sexual orientation is not a precursor to the beating of Chuck Norris’s ass.  Either way, Chuck’s goin’ down. (heh).  Cary Grant vs Chuck Norris after the jump! (more…)

Sound advice, for all you people who read these lists for instructive purposes.

I was going to do away with this weekly column when I decided that things needed to be changed a bit at ManWithPez.  Mostly because they’re so easy to write.  I figured if they’re easy to write, no one’s reading them.  Turns out, I was wrong.  Of course the benchmark has always been The Ex-Girlfriend Edition, but I suspect it was the tits on the side that pulled people into that one.  That’s how I am, however.  I suspect tits of being responsible for a lot of things!  Ten newest ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

Yes, that's my uncle and me...That's me wresting the banana from the stocking. Thanks, Grandma!

Okay, this Top Ten is going to be one of the personal kind (as if most of them aren’t?).  Over the years, I’ve received several things in my stockings, and no, I’m not referring to the fruit and nuts that my Grandmother used to put in there.  Several toys, tools, etc that I’ve personally received that actually influenced what kind of nerd I became when I got all growed up.  My own top ten favorite stocking stuffers throughout the years follows after the jump! (more…)