"OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TURKEYS!!!:

Instead of my normal Thursday articles, I’ve decided to observe the holiday (That’s Thanksgiving, in case you were wondering), eat myself stupid, watch a parade or two (football, you say?  Maybe we haven’t met.) and then go back to avoiding my family at all costs. 

You Hot Nerd Mancrush of the day?  Why that’d be WKRP’s Les Nessman!  Winner of the Silver Sow award for agricultural news excellence.  Why him, you ask?  For grace under fire during the single greatest Thanksgiving TV episode of all time…which brings me directly to my next paragraph.

Instead of a Top Ten Thanksgiving TV Episodes list this week (and, yes, I’ve had some people ask), I’m just going to get right to the point and tell you that it’s the WKRP first season episode Turkeys Away.  There’s really no need to argue or to post anything else.

It’s not only the best Thanksgiving episode of all time, it’s one of the funniest things that’s EVER been on TV for all time!

So, enjoy your Thanksgiving, and beware of any helicopters you see in the area.  Turkeys do have wings, but the little suckers just don’t use them.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!