ManWithPez

I think I may have my hands full as a father in the very near future.

Again, this is ManWithPez, and I am your host, and I can wish Happy Birthday to whoever I want, and that who today is my daughter, Madelyn.   Above is one of my favorite pictures of her ever, but it’s also several years old.  Again, my website.  Happy Birthday, honey!  May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

He cares about as much as I do about my birthday.

Last week was my son and my mother, this week is my daughter and my exwife.  This weekend, it’s mine.  Birthdays!  They’re everywhere, and while mine usually don’t bother me, this one, the 35th, isn’t shaping up to be my best ever.  No worries, however.  I’ve usually tried to not to be irritable on my birthday, but it’s far too easy to annoy people on the day they move up an age bracket.  Here’s ten ways to push the envelope, but remember, if you poke a sleeping dog with a stick, you deserve what’s headed your way.  Ten new ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

Mmmmmm...haaaaand. Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting my zombie son!

Since this is my site, I think I’ll say Happy Birthday to whoever I want!  And that who today is my little redhaired son, Alexander.  It’s not everyday that your young man turns seven!  Seen pictured above from some years past, and apparently when he was quite hungry.   Here’s hoping you get some cake instead of that hand, boy!  I love you, son.