ManWithPez

Look at her! She's just begging to be annoyed!

Yes, yes, children are little people too.  Little, loud, snotty, annoying people, too.  I oughta know!  I’ve helped created two of them!  And, it just so happens that their birthdays are forthcoming.  So, get ready to see a post or two devoted to them.  Children annoy me so much that I think of it as a public service to help other in finding ways to bug the little turd droppers.  Now, tread carefully here.  Invariably, you will be called immature for trying to get under the skin of someone much younger than you.  Screw that!  As far as I’m concerned, they have it coming, what with they’re trying to figure out how the world works and their innate curiosity.  The NERVE!  Ten New Ways to Annoy the young after the jump. (more…)

At least this sign offers preparation. Most people, alas, do not.

Ah, every week, you’d think it’d be harder and harder to come up with ways to annoy the populace at large, and honestly, you’d be right.  Then again, I’m easily annoyed myself, so, I always seem to have what I need right at hand.  I don’t know that I would actually try any of the stuff I suggest, because most of it, while annoying, will probably land you in jail, for at least a day, if not longer.  Never let be said that I said annoying the cops was a good idea.  Ten new ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

So annoyed, that he literally ate his words.

I’m a pretty annoying person, as I’ve been told over the years.  Why not let that work for me in the way of writing a list to help you, the discerning, internet reading public(discerning enough to come here, anyways) pester and annoy those around you?  Ready…Let’s get started! (more…)