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Youtube user KhalidSMSahin has certainly made my afternoon a little less serious by marrying a clip of Han Solo taking no shit at dinner and the music video to Psy’s Gangnam Style.

And don’t things usually need to be made less serious?

Okay, so I haven’t been around for a bit.  That’s true.  But I only did it for the best reasons.  Mostly because I got married and I’ve been in grad school this whole time.

Well, now that I write them out and look at them, those are just the worst shit excuses I’ve ever written.  God, I’m sorry!  I won’t use my nuptials or my schoolwork as an excuse to fuck off ever again.

As far as you know.

Anyways, I’m back for now.  I have the space for another year, and the price is right…or it was when one of my admins was providing it.  Hope he’s doing okay, and hasn’t been attacked by zombies or radioactive rabbits or Mormons or whatever the hell they have out in Utah where he’s from.

I’d like to leave you with a videa that was linked from my comments section this last summer.  I went and watched the video and was quite amused.  So, here it is:  SkepticallyPwnd  (Where False Claims Get Kicked In The Nuts ((NICE!))) with Mythbusters Drinking Game – Clean.  I think you can see why this appealed to me.

Anyways…See you soon!

If you think you can trust me, that is.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh Dear Lord! The hotness of it!

The cinema catfight is one of the purest pleasures a young man can partake in at the movies.  First off…IT’S FIGHTING!  That never gets old.  Throw in the fact that it’s a couple a ladies throwing down, and you’ve definitely piqued my interest.  Why is this phenomenom so enticing?  I remember when I was in middle school, a fight would break out every other day.  After awhile, I stopped caring.  But, have someone yell out “GIRLFIGHT!” and all the classrooms would empty of people who wanted to see chicks throw down!  Something of the caveman in all of us, I guess.  Some of my favorite celluloid catfights after the jump. (more…)

Marvel at my son’s acting abilities!  Okay, so the fact is that he didn’t want to be in the video, and I’m afraid it shows, but, by all means, please enjoy this, the last of our summer horror movie parodies.  We had fun, and I hope you had fun watching them.

The Descent, to me, is one of the most terrifying films, I’ve ever seen.   My children absolutely love it.  When we starting doing this film short series, they requested that we do a parody of The Descent.  We came up with this one on the fly, but I still love the results.  I hope you like them too.  They were very pleased with this one, mostly because it was shot inside of ten minutes.

If you had a red haired daughter, what Stephen King parody would you film?  Carrie gets a going over from Canes Venatici, but not too roughly, because that telekinetic young lady scares me!  Anyways, this is the fourth of our summer film series, but not the last.  hang in there for more in the coming weeks.  You seem to like them, and we love doing them.

I know I haven’t been posting much, but that’s going to change very soon, I promise.  I’ve been pretty busy in the meantime, what with my children haunting the hallways around here.  Literally.

Here’s our Stephen King parody of The Shining, called The Whining.  I really hope you like it, as we plan to continue spoofing famous horror films for the next couple of weeks.  Or until we get sick of doing it. 

Small chidren and a quart strawberry syrup do NOT mix, by the way!

It’s no secret that I really, really hate Twilight.  I feel it important as a father to say that my children, not so much.  They were more than willing to shoot this parody video for me, which first started written life without them in it, and had a much darker, but equally comic tone.  I’m very proud of both my kids in this one, and once again, the camera caught me as director, bitching at everyone about how terrible their acting was, while blowing every one of my lines and turning in a lackluster performance.  We’re still pretty happy with the finished product, however, and hope you find it as funny as we did.  I present Sonlight.

Above is one of the family activities we’ve taken up since the children have come to live with us this summer.  They love the makeup and getting to be on camera.  ThatCostumeGirl loves making the kids look disgusting, and I…well, I just think my kids look disgusting anyways.  The aim here is to make at least four, if not more, of these little shorts before the kids have to go home for school.  Hopefully this will all work out, but here we present out first short: “Do You Know Where Your Children Are”.  We hope you have as much fun watching it as we did making it.

Drink up, wussy!

Father’s Day approaches, and to celebrate here at ManWithPez, we’ve lined up three videos to waste your time watching, featuring some of our favorite pop media fathers.  Being a father myself (and totally expecting waffles on Father’s Day, hint, hint!)  I’ve no problem recognizing TV fathers, as TV raised me most of my life!  Okay, I’m kidding, but the worse the father seemed on TV, the better it was when it was revealed that he actually liked his children.  So, here’s three for you to consider this Father’s Day, and please, enjoy! (more…)