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Somehow, Rutger, I think this guy will be easier to defeat than Harrison Ford.
What can you say about this film, really? Well, I have a feeling that what I have to say about The Hitcher, a film that seems to be an internet nerd favorite, will not be all that well recieved. (more…)
Ray Milland sees what you do in the shower, and he's not impressed.
What dangers hath science wrought? Well, according to the Roger Corman classic sci-fi horror film X: The Man With the X-ray Eyes, the answer is none. But, what if you could suddenly see them? That’s the real question, isn’t it? (more…)
Would that all parody films were created with such love and care as this one was.
What can I write about one of the funniest movies ever made? Not much that you haven’t already heard, so I’ll keep this short. If you haven’t seen Young Frankenstein, well, first off, what are you doing here? Second off, do you realize you’re letting one of the best written, most brilliant pieces of film get past you? No? Well, get to watching it, dummy! (more…)
This is my iron kitty. I’ve had her for 6 years. She has a spring for a neck and her eyes glow in the dark. She is awesome!
I honestly don’t know if black iron kitties cause bad luck.
I think all that bad luck superstitious stuff is bullshi…*STUMBLE*
Stupid-ass cat.
Aww...that's cute. It's like she hasn't seen a horror/monster movie before. You never know until you try!
Let’s face it. I’ve watched a lot of horror films. That being said, it’s easy to get disinterested in the genre. Then along comes a movie you’ve never heard of and changes everything. For me, just recently, that movie was the awesome monster flick Splinter. (more…)
We (ThatWeirdGirl and myself) have decided to carry on with the horror film reviews, even though we lost our partner Chris. Here’s hoping we can work together in the very near future. Also, the new list of films will be chosen by ThatWeirdGirl. She also made us another graphic to go with it, that I think is just nifty. So, starting again today, we will continue to film reviews. Sorry we missed a day. Then again, there have been several times in my life that I’ve missed a day of something. School, work, prison…you name it.
We’re sorry to announce that it appears we will not be able to continue the Trilogy of Terror. These things happen from time to time. Therefore, just consider this day a bye and accept our apologies for not getting a review done today. ThatWeirdGirl and I will begin new reviews tomorrow, with a new list composed of films chosen by ThatWeirdGirl. FUN!
For now, though…courage.
If the price for this table dance WAS death...I'd still pay it. DAMN YOU SATANICO!!!
Oh, there’s going to be problems in my future, I think, over this review of From Dusk Till Dawn. Why? Well, while I admit to thinking that this was a fun movie when I was a younger man. Now, however, the shine is off the apple. And, opinions on this movie tend to run hot. (more…)
I'll join you in the fruit cellar, Cheryl! I promise!
One of these days, we’ll get to a movie that I haven’t reviewed before, but it won’t be today. The Evil Dead is a brilliant, disgusting gem of a film, shot with love, ingenuity, on the cheap, and definitely on the fly. (more…)
Dear Let Me In,
I’m going to see you later today, and I just wanted to impart a small word of warning. DO…NOT…SUCK. Well, not suck in…I mean, sure you’re a vampire movie…YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! I just rewatched your predecessor last night, and I agree with one of the blurbs on the back of the DVD case. It has become one of those iconographic horror films that everyone must see. The shoes you are trying to step in are gigantic. Like, clownshoe gigantic without all the pies in the face or seltzer bottles. Don’t be like M. Night, who garnered my first word of warning on this site, and now has a permanent black mark for me. Don’t ruin Chloe Moretz for me, either, got it! That is all.
Sincerely,
ManWithPez