ManWithPez

So pretty he makes me sick.

Man, it’s good to be back!  Anyways, let’s take a more streamlined look at two deserving Hot Nerd Crushes:  Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anna Torv! (more…)

I told you I’d be back sometime in August, right?  Well, here I am!  For better or worse, actually.  Anyways, Fall is approaching, and, for my money, that’s when the best movies of the year come out, the weather is the best, the holidays get a lot cooler, and people tend to not notice a drunk man standing in a parking lot because they’re too busy being cold.  Sorry about your parking lot, by the way, whoever’s random parking lot that was.  We’re in preparation for a few things around here.  The 30 horror movies of October have to be chosen, the crowning of Miss ManWithPez 2010 must commence, and the maiden voyage of my unsinkable ship, “Peztanic” takes place in November.  Okay, only one of those things is going to happen.  Stick around, though.  I’m happy to be back, and I hope to update with more frequency.  Of course more than zero is a big jump up in anyone’s book.  See you around!

The Descent, to me, is one of the most terrifying films, I’ve ever seen.   My children absolutely love it.  When we starting doing this film short series, they requested that we do a parody of The Descent.  We came up with this one on the fly, but I still love the results.  I hope you like them too.  They were very pleased with this one, mostly because it was shot inside of ten minutes.

The last name in entertaining vacation themed films.

Tomorrow begins a week long vacation for me and my family.  The only problem is that I haven’t been on vacation with my family in over ten years.  Also, I just wanted to apologize for the lack of updates just lately.  I’ve been very busy with my children this summer, and I expect things will pick up in August.  I love you guys, though.

Nah, I’m kidding.  Fags!  Heh.

If you had a red haired daughter, what Stephen King parody would you film?  Carrie gets a going over from Canes Venatici, but not too roughly, because that telekinetic young lady scares me!  Anyways, this is the fourth of our summer film series, but not the last.  hang in there for more in the coming weeks.  You seem to like them, and we love doing them.

It’s no secret that I really, really hate Twilight.  I feel it important as a father to say that my children, not so much.  They were more than willing to shoot this parody video for me, which first started written life without them in it, and had a much darker, but equally comic tone.  I’m very proud of both my kids in this one, and once again, the camera caught me as director, bitching at everyone about how terrible their acting was, while blowing every one of my lines and turning in a lackluster performance.  We’re still pretty happy with the finished product, however, and hope you find it as funny as we did.  I present Sonlight.

GODDAMN!!! Bitch about the 80s all you want...but give credit where it's due!

I have to say it.  My mind has been elsewhere.  Now, you would be thinking that I’m just concentrating on my kids being in town, and you’d be half right, but Summer brings out certain animals in all of us, and occasionally I have to explain to my kids why Daddy was staring at that woman at the pool.  So, if you’re anything like me (myopic), then invest in a good pair of sunglasses, and head on out into the world.  Seriously!  This weekend especially!  There’s going to be government sanctioned controlled explosions all over the country to celebrate the French saving our bacon in the Revolutionary War.  Also, I promise you, nerdpods, the sun can be your friend.  Then again, if you’re anything like me, take sunscreen.  And, maybe head to the gym a few times.  If you’re not like me, well, then…GET THE HELL OFF MY SITE!  Anyways, I was just looking for a reason to post a picture of Phoebe Cates from Fast Time at Ridgemont High.  Best. Nude. Scene.  EVER!

One of our winning pictures. Yeah, I know...but it struck me as funny.

First off, I’d like to say thanks to everyone who participated.  I’ll be contacting all parties entitled to a prize via email and wrangling your prizes to you as soon as possible.  So don’t write me bitching about “Where’s my stuff?!”  You’ll get it when I’m damn good and ready, ya follow! (more…)

Above is one of the family activities we’ve taken up since the children have come to live with us this summer.  They love the makeup and getting to be on camera.  ThatCostumeGirl loves making the kids look disgusting, and I…well, I just think my kids look disgusting anyways.  The aim here is to make at least four, if not more, of these little shorts before the kids have to go home for school.  Hopefully this will all work out, but here we present out first short: “Do You Know Where Your Children Are”.  We hope you have as much fun watching it as we did making it.

Go on. Ask them why this is on their front page. See what kind of answer you get.

Some of my friends in Kentucky run a blog.  A ridiculously successful one.  Anyways, when I’m not brimming with jealousy (HEY!  I’ll get there one day!), I’m over reading and laughing with, seemingly, half the known world.  Happy Third Year,  Hot Hot Japan Hot.  Do yourself a favor and check it out.  More after the jump.  (more…)