ManWithPez

You can see the haunted past...oh wait, no you can't! Smug bastard.

I have thought long at hard about this, but, try as I might, I could not come up with a Mancrush for today’s entry.  So, how about a man of Iron?  Why not Robert Downey Jr?  He’s been in enough nerdbait, and, if he hasn’t, he’s a good enough actor to justify it from a movie nerd’s point of view.  Hot Nerd Mancrush Robert Downey Jr. starts now. (more…)

Suck it, meatsacks! No, really...it's 3AM, I don't want to go home lonely!

How often do you see a robot as “That Guy” in a photo?  Here, Bender from Futurama photobombs two lovely women at what appears to be a bar.  Perhaps he just didn’t want to be outdone by that meatsack Daniel Craig.

"OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TURKEYS!!!:

Instead of my normal Thursday articles, I’ve decided to observe the holiday (That’s Thanksgiving, in case you were wondering), eat myself stupid, watch a parade or two (football, you say?  Maybe we haven’t met.) and then go back to avoiding my family at all costs.  (more…)

I never wanted to be a piece of driftwood so much in my life!

We’re trying something new with Hot Nerd Crush/Mancrush.  To date, they’ve kind of been paired together.  Each one has had somthing to do with the other one.  It’s actually kind of limiting, so I’m going to do away with it.  With that in mind, here’s lucky number 7, Kristin Chenoweth.  A woman with a lovely set.  Of vocal cords, you perverts.  And tits. (more…)

I'm uncertain, but it appears he's concentrating on using his heat vision.

Surely you saw this coming.  Hot Nerd Crush on Monday was Mary Steenburgen, Tuesday’s movie review was Time After Time…so who else was the Hot Nerd Mancrush going to be?  None other than Malcolm McDowell, that’s right.  Suffice it to say that I’m not altogether certain that time has been all that kind to Mr. McDowell.  Doesn’t stop me from appreciating what a great actor he was back in the day.  He’s still pretty, of course, but it’s more of a regal, older man thing. (more…)

Hey...that's some good acting ability right there!

MMMMMmmmmm…ary Steenburgen.  That’s right!  Looks like in time travel month, the MILFs are holding their own!  Mary Steenburgen gets a double bill, however, for starring in my personal favorite time travel film…but, she was also in Back to the Future III.  If that’s not enough, she looks like she actually time travels.  How else can you explain her looking that damn good and being 56 years old? (more…)

Joss prepares the move with which he will DOMINATE Chuck Norris!

Okay, it’s fanservice of the Nth degree here, but, damn it, I’m a huge fan of Joss Whedon.  I’m a fan of Chuck’s too, as I’ve pointed out before, but, Chuck Norris is brawn(x)brawn, and the nerds out there who have created this image for him (ready made for the frat boys out there, yeah?) need an actual representation of ourselves to take on Chuck.  With that in mind, here’s a list about Joss Whedon taking on The Beard…Sorry…Chuck Norris. (more…)

Now, that's a damn beautiful man right there!

Before I begin, yes I questioned the wisdom of putting up a mancrush who had passed on.  The truth is that most of the people I find attractive have been dead for some time.  Wait, that didn’t sound right.  Anyways, at one time, I felt that Christopher Reeve was just a one trick pony who only had a supercard up his sleeve.  I was very happy to have been proven wrong on that account.  So, let’s take a look at Mr. Reeve, shall we? (more…)

That's a big set of...dress! That's what I was going to say!

Ooooh yeah!  It’s about high time I had some class round here!  No, I’m kidding.  All the Hot Nerd Crushes are classy ladies, but, this one, well, she just seems to be a cut above.  She’s been a Bond girl, the object of a time traveller’s affections, the paramour of the Phantom of the Opera, and a foulmouthed politico’s wife!  Not to mention a medicine woman!  Hell, she was even in the original Battlestar Galactica!  So, here’s to Jane Seymour, the best woman to turn up in Playboy without actually taking anything off. (DAMN IT!) (more…)

Frankly, I just wanted to put up a picture of Lee Pace in glasses for my girlfriend. And absolutely not for me!

I am shamed and saddened that Lee Pace wasn’t the first to be on my list of mancrushes, but, then again, that would make it kind of obvious that I have a crush on him, huh?  The good thing about this mancrush?  You don’t just have to take my word for it this time!  Check it out! (more…)