ManWithPez

GODDAMN!!! Bitch about the 80s all you want...but give credit where it's due!

I have to say it.  My mind has been elsewhere.  Now, you would be thinking that I’m just concentrating on my kids being in town, and you’d be half right, but Summer brings out certain animals in all of us, and occasionally I have to explain to my kids why Daddy was staring at that woman at the pool.  So, if you’re anything like me (myopic), then invest in a good pair of sunglasses, and head on out into the world.  Seriously!  This weekend especially!  There’s going to be government sanctioned controlled explosions all over the country to celebrate the French saving our bacon in the Revolutionary War.  Also, I promise you, nerdpods, the sun can be your friend.  Then again, if you’re anything like me, take sunscreen.  And, maybe head to the gym a few times.  If you’re not like me, well, then…GET THE HELL OFF MY SITE!  Anyways, I was just looking for a reason to post a picture of Phoebe Cates from Fast Time at Ridgemont High.  Best. Nude. Scene.  EVER!

Go on. Ask them why this is on their front page. See what kind of answer you get.

Some of my friends in Kentucky run a blog.  A ridiculously successful one.  Anyways, when I’m not brimming with jealousy (HEY!  I’ll get there one day!), I’m over reading and laughing with, seemingly, half the known world.  Happy Third Year,  Hot Hot Japan Hot.  Do yourself a favor and check it out.  More after the jump.  (more…)

My Grandaddy with my Mother. That's why he's my Grandaddy, you know.

This seems like kind of a no brainer given that Father’s Day is coming and Chuck Norris and my Grandaddy are damn near the same age.  I would worry about whether or not I’m going to offend my Grandaddy, but it’s not like he ever comes to this site.  That would require him to be home from whatever exotic island he and my grandmother are seemingly always visiting.  There is one very solid difference between these two men.  I’m not frightened of Chuck Norris, and my Grandaddy scares the living shit out of me!  Find out why after the jump! (more…)

Drink up, wussy!

Father’s Day approaches, and to celebrate here at ManWithPez, we’ve lined up three videos to waste your time watching, featuring some of our favorite pop media fathers.  Being a father myself (and totally expecting waffles on Father’s Day, hint, hint!)  I’ve no problem recognizing TV fathers, as TV raised me most of my life!  Okay, I’m kidding, but the worse the father seemed on TV, the better it was when it was revealed that he actually liked his children.  So, here’s three for you to consider this Father’s Day, and please, enjoy! (more…)

He's carrying fan letters from Stephen Hawking. He's that smart!

Read more about Lazlo after the jump! (more…)

Hell, I'd crash my mother's wedding to get with her!

Here’s a short Hot Nerd Crush to help you through your Monday.   One is married to one of the most annoying people on the planet, and the other is Isla Fisher!  No, I’m kidding.  Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife Maria Shriver isn’t annoying.  But, we can’t judge hotness based on one’s significant other.  Look at Isla, who’s married to Sasha Baron Cohen, the man responsible for Borat!  That would rob most of the ugly nerds out there of hope that they could find that one hot person out there that isn’t actually lying when they say that they find intelligence sexy.  Bah!  Anyways, let’s get started.  Isla Fisher and Arnold Schwarzenegger after the jump. (more…)

THIS one-eyed fat man has a couple of surprises for you!

Father’s Day is fast approaching, and to get in the spirit early, here’s a trio of videos featuring some of my favorite Hollywood tough guys.  I’m not much of one myself…Tough guy, I mean.  I’m an excellent father.  Who else would let his kids play with water and electricity at the same time?  FUN!  Anyways, while I might not be much of a tough guy, I certainly love to watch them kick ass, though!  Well, let’s have a look at three of my favorite movie badasses, shall we?  Oh, good…you’re still on board!  Tough guys and the asses they kick after the jump! (more…)

Damn Clint! Save some of that Beefcake for the rest of us!

You know what?  It feels good to get back to listing actual people for the Hot Nerd Crush again.  And, today, we’re going to look at a couple of more mature actors.  Mostly cause they’re still really hot.  Besides that, they both have distinguished acting careers.  And, they’ve actually appeared together in the same movie.  More on that later, however.  Let’s take a look at the combined hotness of Clint Eastwood and Patricia Clarkson after the jump! (more…)

Absolutely BADASS!!!

After writing the first Postmodern Metahuman post about the Mythbusters, I needed to contrive a superteam to go against them.  Seeing as how I could equate most of the Mythbusters with supervillains, I’ve decided to turn the Iron Chef America team into superheroes.  I mean, someone’s got to take on the menace that is Mythbusters!  Anyways, let’s take a look at superheroes I came up with for one of my favorite shows Iron Chef America! (more…)

Superman just before he delivers a global slap to Norris.

First thing, I haven’t written a “vs Chuck Norris” piece in FOREVER!  Second, I know that the comic book stuff was supposed to end at the end of May.  Well, besides just being a lazy git, I’ve experienced some minor technical difficulties, and ManWithPez has suffered for that reason.  Well, I had some pieces that, like THE MUSIC, I just had to get out of me.  This one:  Superman vs Chuck Norris is one that I’ve had on my mind for some time, and I just need you assholes…sorry…you people to read it!  So, for your perusal, Superman, the original American (though…alien, you know) Boyscout, vs Chuck Norris…the original Texas Ranger.  Let’s see it play out, after the jump! (more…)