ManWithPez

I was going to do away with this weekly column when I decided that things needed to be changed a bit at ManWithPez.  Mostly because they’re so easy to write.  I figured if they’re easy to write, no one’s reading them.  Turns out, I was wrong.  Of course the benchmark has always been The Ex-Girlfriend Edition, but I suspect it was the tits on the side that pulled people into that one.  That’s how I am, however.  I suspect tits of being responsible for a lot of things!  Ten newest ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

Suffice it to say that the Annoyance list from last week was one of my more successful articles, thanks in part to the intelligence of my ex-girlfriend.  The picture of her rack probably didn’t hurt matters either.  Unfortunately, I have no such goodies to offer.  (Oooooh…and they were good, trust me.)  So, I’ll have to get by on my own.  Sucks to be you, six readers!  (Hi, Mrs. Nelson…first grade teacher!)  Ten new ways to annoy people starts after the jump. (more…)

HA!  You’ve probably read that title, and thought “Great!  A list about how ex-girlifriends are annoying!”  WRONG!  This particular list was written by one of my ex-girlfriends, Niki.  My simple way of annoying her here in this list intro is by referring to her as both the author and “That Girl I Used To Nail”.   Somehow, if she’s writing this for me, I don’t think she’ll find that much umbrage in the statement.  Also, if you’re looking at the lovely rack to the right of my finely crafted introduction, you will have discovered at least two of her nicest assets.  Well, not only is the body beautifully bountiful, but the brain bubbling inside is brilliant, as this list will show.  So, written by @survivingniki (That’s the Twitter handle), presented by me, ManWithPez (You’re at my site…or the Twilight Zone, one or the other) here’s Niki’s Ten New Ways to Annoy People (Which is already bullshit, because there’s 11, but since I lost almost every argument we had when we were together ten years ago, who’s counting.) (more…)

It would appear that annoying people is a surefire way of gaining fans.  I’ve more than a few now, thanks to dispensing new and possibly completely unwanted ways of annoying people.  And, coming off the most annoying holiday of the year (barring Super Annoyance Day((patent pending))) Thanksgiving, it’s time I put up a new list that isn’t almost entirely generated by things my family did to me during a visit.  Unfortunately for people who hate Christmas (there’s plenty) most of my lists this month will take on a Yule theme.  So, here’s ten new ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

This list may be a bit different than some in the past.  I’ve spent the whole week away from my girlfriend, away from my children for the most part, and in the company of my parents and siblings.  All those slf deprecating things I’ve said about me being annoying?  I take all that back.  I’m nothing.  I’m an amateur.  These people have stock in trade about how to be annoying, and yes, I’m just a bit bitter about it.   The ten newest ways to annoy people starts now. (more…)

As stated previously, annoying people is far too easy not to do.  In fact, most of us do it without ever knowing we’re doing it.  Me, personally, I try to keep an eye out for such things, and not just because I write a weekly article about how to do it.  For instance, a waiter at a local eatery recently spoke entirely directly into my ear.  You think he knew he was being annoying?  He does now, however.  New Ways to Annoy after the jump. (more…)

Man…is it Friday again?  I do love writing these.  Just as soon as someone pays me to do so…I’ll write them every damn day!  (HINT, HINT…MuthaF’n HINT!)  Then again, perhaps I’ll end up in Hell for teaching others to annoy their fellow human beings.  That’s okay.  I’ll just take the time to annoy Satan himself.  How hard could it be? (more…)

Once again, this Friday we look into annoying people.  Here’s the thing, though…it’s so easy to annoy people, that some of us…and me, I’m looking at you here…can do it without even meaning to.  I can be sitting quietly and people will want to come over and hit me.  Just the kind of guy I am.  So, I if I have to take this abuse, I’m going to try and spread the love.  10 New Ways To Annoy #5 starts now. (more…)

The best thing about people is just how easy it is to annoy them.  Then again, some of the things I’ve suggested on this site won’t just annoy people, but will get your ass thrown in jail awful quick.  Or, at the very least, get your ass handed to you in a fistfight.  So, here’s volume four of the ongoing “New Ways To Annoy People”: (more…)