About
You WILL bow down to this man.
ManWithPez is a middleaged, evil, lecherous, old hump. Somehow, he’s managed to father two children and wrangle one of the hottest nerd women to ever walk the earth: ThatCostumeGirl. Despite his many shortcomings and the alcoholic haze through which he views life, he is sometimes able to connect words in coherent thought. Mostly, he spews bile about how horrible movies are, why he hates most music, and how much he’d like to kick a kitten through an electric fan. Self-loathing and misanthropic, he nevertheless finds time to speak to his fellow man. Usually in an accusatory way. You can find him, hovering over an outmoded computer, huddled under a filthy blanket, living under a bridge waiting for unwary passersby so he can grind their bones to make his bread. Also, he’s awesome. If you wish to engage ManWithPez in any form of argument or wrong decision making, you can reach him at ManWithPez@gmail.com or follow him on Twitter, if it’d make you feel better @ManWithPez. Be forewarned. Dealings with this man have been known to lead to headaches, nausea, diarrhea, drug dependency, and in severe cases, pregnancy.