Stranded In A Hotel Room!Tuesday, January 25th, 2011
I’ve been trapped in a hotel room for a couple of days…through no fault of my own, actually. You know what this means, right? Roughly twenty channels of crap TV all day. A&E, Discovery, TLC…well, not TLC. I gave up on that shit years ago, when it became snarky dress exchanges and guerilla interior design. So, a steady diet of A&E and Discovery. A&E shows stuff in roughly 4 hour blocks which they repeat. What the fuck kind of programming decision is THAT? Discovery shows different episodes of the same show all day, and while they do show some cool stuff from time to time, if you end up with a bad draw for the day, you’re stuck! So, shows that I would normally stay away from like…say…Dog the Bounty Hunter or American Chopper, I’ve watched in mass quantities out of sheer boredom. I’m starting to fucking like them! It’s like some bizarre, television induced Stockholme Syndrome! Let me tell you, I don’t think I should give a shit what happens to Paul Jr. But I suddenly find myself hoping his new business works out. Someone kill me already!
Who knows? Tomorrow could be a better day. Isn’t it about time for a Mythbusters marathon for no good reason? Dear God…I hope so.