Archive for October, 2010
Sun ,17/10/2010

Wow. Casper the Friendly Ghost has really let himself go. (What? Look it up!)
Do I need to remind you that ThatWeirdGirl made the list of movies we’re reviewing this year? I’m not doing it. Idle Hands is so horrifyingly bad that it defies any and all of my efforts to review it. (more…)
Tags: Don't Bother, Gruesome Twosome, Idle Hands, Piece of Shit
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Sat ,16/10/2010

Not much different from a lot of bus rides I've taken in the past.
I’ve said once before that Trick ‘r Treat is an amazing film. If you’re looking for a bit of fun in your modern horror film, here it is. (more…)
Tags: Gruesome Twosome, Horror, Movie, Review, Trick r Treat
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Thu ,14/10/2010

If you looked this good after you fought back legions of the rising dead, and being covered in ectoplasm, you'd pose too.
What can I say that hasn’t been said? As a nine year old, I fell in love with this movie, and I’ve never fallen out. Ghostbusters is a pitch perfect film with awesome comedic timing, ridiculous science fiction trappings, and a wonderful sense of whimsy and the fantastic. (more…)
Tags: Aykroyd, Ghostbusters, Gruesome Twosome, Hudson, Moranis, Movie, Murray, Potts, Ramis, Review, Weaver
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Wed ,13/10/2010

Presenting the entirety of Don Knotts's range in this film.
What can I say about this movie. It’s one of my father’s favorite comedies. I didn’t pick it for review. That ThatWeirdGirl apologized to me for making me watch it? Well, I think that last sums it all up. (more…)
Tags: Don Knotts, Gruesome Twosome, I Give Up, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
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Wed ,13/10/2010
This is my plush Elphaba Thropp doll. What? I can have dolls!

In the show, Wicked, she sings a song about defying gravity. Luckily this doll can’t do that. She…

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What the hell just happened?

Tags: Elphaba Thropp, Photo, Stupidity, The Wizard of Oz, Toy, Wicked, Wicked Witch of the West
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Tue ,12/10/2010

This movie introduced the cheapest Halloween costume alternatives in film history!
James Whale and Claude Rains team up to bring us one of the better horror films ever made from back in the 1930s. What makes this a horror film? Well, The Invisible Man does kill a startingly high number of people in this movie, but that doesn’t necessarily add up to great horror. That he does it with a sense of mirth and mayhem? Well, we’re getting closer. (more…)
Tags: Claude Rains, Gruesome Twosome, Horror, James Whale, Movie, Review, The Invisible Man
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Mon ,11/10/2010

Who wouldn't want the Dementia 13 lunchbox?
I’m afraid that ThatWeirdGirl’s review of Dementia 13 (quite a good film, I think) will have to suffice for today.
I’m suffering from a wicked hangover. A side effect of being slightly too awesome the day before. Ugh.

Tags: Dementia 13, Gruesome Twosome, Horror, Movie, Review
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Sun ,10/10/2010

See! This is where dancing around to The Fixx will get you!
You want to make an original, brand new horror film. So, how do you go about it? Well, if you’re Ti West, maker of 2009s The House of the Devil, you make it look exactly like any number of old horror films from the early 1980s, because that shit WORKS. (more…)
Tags: 80s, Gruesome Twosome, Horror, House of the Devil, Jocelin Donahue, Movie, Review, Tom Noonan
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Sat ,09/10/2010

Somehow, Rutger, I think this guy will be easier to defeat than Harrison Ford.
What can you say about this film, really? Well, I have a feeling that what I have to say about The Hitcher, a film that seems to be an internet nerd favorite, will not be all that well recieved. (more…)
Tags: C Thomas Howell, Gruesome Twosome, Movie, Review, Rutger Hauer, The Hitcher
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Fri ,08/10/2010

Ray Milland sees what you do in the shower, and he's not impressed.
What dangers hath science wrought? Well, according to the Roger Corman classic sci-fi horror film X: The Man With the X-ray Eyes, the answer is none. But, what if you could suddenly see them? That’s the real question, isn’t it? (more…)
Tags: Gruesome Twosome, Horror, Movie, Ray Milland, Review, X: The Man With the X-ray Eyes
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