Hot Nerd Crush: Isla Fisher and Arnold SchwarzeneggerMonday, June 14th, 2010
Here’s a short Hot Nerd Crush to help you through your Monday. One is married to one of the most annoying people on the planet, and the other is Isla Fisher! No, I’m kidding. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife Maria Shriver isn’t annoying. But, we can’t judge hotness based on one’s significant other. Look at Isla, who’s married to Sasha Baron Cohen, the man responsible for Borat! That would rob most of the ugly nerds out there of hope that they could find that one hot person out there that isn’t actually lying when they say that they find intelligence sexy. Bah! Anyways, let’s get started. Isla Fisher and Arnold Schwarzenegger after the jump.
I first recall seeing Isla Fisher as a blonde in the first Scooby Doo live action movie (along with future Hot Nerd Crush Linda Cardellini.) Perhaps I just didn’t think much of the movie, because I simply didn’t remember her in the movie. She turned up again as a hot, insane redhead in Wedding Crashers. Much more memorable this time, because her comedic timing was showcased, as well as a body double. (Damn body doubles!) Her turn in Definitely, Maybe was also standout, though the idea of this diminuitive redhead being some kind of alternative rebel is a little laughable. But, what do I know, I’m a fat nerd.
And, being a fat nerd, I would definitely draw the ire of long standing tough man, Arnold Schwarzenegger. The former Mr. Olympia and current governor of California has shown that he’s more than either the son of a nazi or the owner of a funny accent. He’s a stickler for fitness, damn it! Beyond that, of course, he’s been in some of the better science fiction films ever. Starting with The Terminator. Of course, you had to buy a gigantic Austrian body builder who could barely speak english as a killer robot. Later, he starred in one of my favorites, Predator. Not his most quotable film (that’d be a toss up of Commando/Kindergarten Cop), but certainly one of the better ones. Simply because he let’s loose with his idea of a primal scream to get the intergalactic hunter’s attention. Makes an excellent ringtone. Especially in church. And, my personal favorite of Arnold’s sci-fi movies would have to be the memory hiding actioner Total Recall. Arnold’s ripped body is probably the best reason to “git yo ass ta Mahs.”