First off, I’d like to say thanks to everyone who participated. I’ll be contacting all parties entitled to a prize via email and wrangling your prizes to you as soon as possible. So don’t write me bitching about “Where’s my stuff?!” You’ll get it when I’m damn good and ready, ya follow! (more…)
Archive for June, 2010
Above is one of the family activities we’ve taken up since the children have come to live with us this summer. They love the makeup and getting to be on camera. ThatCostumeGirl loves making the kids look disgusting, and I…well, I just think my kids look disgusting anyways. The aim here is to make at least four, if not more, of these little shorts before the kids have to go home for school. Hopefully this will all work out, but here we present out first short: “Do You Know Where Your Children Are”. We hope you have as much fun watching it as we did making it.
Some of my friends in Kentucky run a blog. A ridiculously successful one. Anyways, when I’m not brimming with jealousy (HEY! I’ll get there one day!), I’m over reading and laughing with, seemingly, half the known world. Happy Third Year, Hot Hot Japan Hot. Do yourself a favor and check it out. More after the jump. (more…)
Just a friendly reminder that the 26th of June…that’s this Saturday is the cutoff for entries into my contest. Might I remind you that the prizes, while cheap, and all kickass!? Certificates, Pez dispensers, and a shiny nickel awaits the winner. Ridicule and laughter await the losers! We have not had many entries thus far, so at this very moment, your chances of winning are very, very good! so, don’t wait any longer…send in your entries and be judged. That’s right…I told you to get off your ass and send me things! Do it NOW!!!
It is by no small coincidence that my children’s visit to me during the summer also includes Father’s Day. Yesterday’s was one of my best, and I’ll tell you why in a second. Before I do, I want to say this one thing. Over the course of Father’s Day yesterday, I saw a lot of Dad hate going on. And, if that’s your particular brand of whiskey, have at it. But, I also saw that publically getting annoyed with people who simply wanted to say Happy Father’s Day to their father’s on the internet. I have to say, I was offended in no small part by the assumption that most men simply don’t care for their children. Financially or emotionally. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, (and if it happened to you, I’m sorry) but I will say that you don’t see this kind of negative sentiment come Mother’s Day, and I’ve seen plenty of horrible mothers out there. Capisce? Very well. Let’s get on to my excellent Father’s Day, and speak no more of this, after the jump! (more…)
This seems like kind of a no brainer given that Father’s Day is coming and Chuck Norris and my Grandaddy are damn near the same age. I would worry about whether or not I’m going to offend my Grandaddy, but it’s not like he ever comes to this site. That would require him to be home from whatever exotic island he and my grandmother are seemingly always visiting. There is one very solid difference between these two men. I’m not frightened of Chuck Norris, and my Grandaddy scares the living shit out of me! Find out why after the jump! (more…)
Father’s Day approaches, and to celebrate here at ManWithPez, we’ve lined up three videos to waste your time watching, featuring some of our favorite pop media fathers. Being a father myself (and totally expecting waffles on Father’s Day, hint, hint!) I’ve no problem recognizing TV fathers, as TV raised me most of my life! Okay, I’m kidding, but the worse the father seemed on TV, the better it was when it was revealed that he actually liked his children. So, here’s three for you to consider this Father’s Day, and please, enjoy! (more…)
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Because I’m cheap, and, and because I don’t presuppose about movies (especially when it comes to remakes), I took my children off to see the remake of Clash of the Titans. My kids haven’t seen the 1981 original, and I haven’t seen it in several years. As with most things I liked when I was a child, I’m afraid to catch up, lest my adult sensibilities tell me that I was in love with total crap when I was a kid. Nostalgia can kiss my ass! Anyways, have a look at my thoughts concerning the new Clash of the Titans after the jump. (more…)
Here’s a short Hot Nerd Crush to help you through your Monday. One is married to one of the most annoying people on the planet, and the other is Isla Fisher! No, I’m kidding. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife Maria Shriver isn’t annoying. But, we can’t judge hotness based on one’s significant other. Look at Isla, who’s married to Sasha Baron Cohen, the man responsible for Borat! That would rob most of the ugly nerds out there of hope that they could find that one hot person out there that isn’t actually lying when they say that they find intelligence sexy. Bah! Anyways, let’s get started. Isla Fisher and Arnold Schwarzenegger after the jump. (more…)