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Oh yeah! The Poison Ivy Pinup!

For our last Hot Nerd Crush of May, and the last comic hot ones we’ll be looking at….oh, for quite some time, let’s take a look at a Batman bad girl and the leader of the X-Men.  Both of them have quite unique abilities, but one has a festering hatred for men, and the other…well, he’s a man.  Besides playing for opposite comic book teams, they have little in common, other than the odd ability to pull high class tail despite the fact that the two of them do have rather odd appearances (Green and bald parapalegic, respectively).  Ladies and gentlemen (Yeah…like either one of those demographics come to THIS site), I present Poison Ivy and Professor X after the jump. (more…)

Oh Max...you bad, bad boy!

Here at ManWithPez, we do not discriminate against the good guys and the bad guys when it comes the Hot Nerd Crush.  Last time, it was Mystique, who really was as bad as they come.  This time, we’re going to have a look at a bad guy and good lady!  One is as bad as they come, and very nearly destroyed the entire DC universe with his murderous machinations.  The other is a mutant who controls weather.  As goofy as that sounds, she’s really not to be trifled with.  Maxwell Lord and Storm, Hot Nerd Crushes, after the jump. (more…)

Ah...Fresh meat for the slaughterhouse!

I’ve been accused of deliberately shifting to an unpopular position just because I want to be different from other people.  To my knowledge, I’ve never done such a thing consciously.  Now that THAT’S out of the way, I thought I’d write a little review of the Lost series finale from last night, and if you haven’t guessed from my first sentence that what I have to say might piss you off, you’re even dumber than I look.  So, I tell you what…I like your patronage and the fact that you come to this site.  I’ll try not to be as inflammatory as I want to, and you just sit there, drink a Dharma beer, and relax.  I’m pretty certain that ending was meant to inspire at least some vitriol.   Anyways, find out what I had to say about the Lost closing after the jump. (more…)

And THAT'S what Mystique is SUPPOSED to look like! You hearin' me Rebecca Romijn?

Oh, Hot Nerd Crush…how I’ve missed you!  I suppose a recount of the guidelines are in order, huh?  Okay…first off, I’m not gay.  Doesn’t mean I can’t find a man attractive, and I stand by that. I just highlight a few people now and again that I think your typical dork might find attractive.  Just lately, they’ve all been fictional people. In the last few instances of Hot Nerd Crush, I’ve been highlighting comic book superheroes, and as is my wont, I changed the rules in the middle of the game.  For the rest of the month, we’re adding the villains in too.  So, this week, let’s take a look at favorite Marvel badgirl Mystique and current DC good guy (That you’re never heard of) Booster Gold! (more…)

Presenting a new and interesting way to type!

Okay…some qualifications after this one.  After this tweet, I’m only writing about milestone tweets in increments of 5,000…so don’t expect to see my hairy, sunless legs again until tweet 10,000, ya follow?   I find that I measure what I say and do on Twitter as I approach one of these numbers, so I start backing off, and God knows I haven’t said anything on Twitter in weeks!  Well, that ends today.  Here’s a picture of me celebrtating my 5,000th tweet with my brand new netbook, which I am in love with, because I dropped more hardware in that bitch than you see in your typical Autobot.  So, I hope you’ve enjoyed my quasi-nudity, because you can kiss my white ass goodbye…you know, until I get bored and just have to bare it again.  See you around Twitter!

Ah...if only I was equipped with nitrous. It would make working and content writing a breeze!

While I’ll admit that I’ve been very busy of late that’s really no excuse to leave people hanging.  I’m completely sorry that you haven’t been able to get your daily dose of total bullshit from this site just lately.  And, I’m afraid that if you’ve come here looking for more, you’re going to be disappointed.  Truth be told, I do have a job, but, it’s a temporary thing.  However, it is of such a nature that I’ll be putting in a lot of hours.  The upside for my 6 fans (Hi, Nate!) is that the job ends very soon.  The upside for me is that it paid very well, so, me and my children will be squandering those funds over the summer.  Having said all that, I’m going to try to keep ManWithPez.com open for the time being, with this caveat:  I will NOT be posting everyday.  If we’re  all lucky, there’ll be three posts a week.  The normal schedule I was following…well, semi-normal, is out the window.  As soon as the job ends, you’ll be able to check and see what I think about what again, I promise.  Also, since I didn’t get to finish out Superhero month, we’re going to keep it going, and add in the Supervillains as well, making the month of May Metahuman Month, and ending…well, when I fucking feel like it.  So, check back regularly to see…whatever it is you come here to see.  See you around, pardner!