Twilight Poke: Real Vampires
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
That pretty much sums it up.
The Twilight saga is filled with the pansiest bunch of vampires in the known universe. And, yes, I’ve read most of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles. Just because a vampire is gay doesn’t mean he’s a pansy. Indeed, Edward Cullen isn’t gay…but he might as well wear a yellow bonnet and go pick some daisies, that’s all I’m saying. I don’t really understand the attraction to vampires anyways. They’re DEAD! In most vampire mythos around the world, not only are they dead, they’re about as interesting as a walking corpse, and they smell like they’re dead as well. Anyway, here’s a Twilight poke to just piss off the fans, who I think I may dislike more than the source material. And, don’t worry…there’s so much Twilight hate in the world, that I’ll be back on this subject in no time. I can’t claim credit for the picture above, by the way.
Posted on March 29th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
Awww, come on. What’s wrong with Edward? LOL He’s a cool vampire. Nothing like real life vampires though.