Hot Nerd Crush: The Baroness and Chewbacca
Monday, February 22nd, 2010
How could THIS not work for you? No matter who you are?
We’re goin’ back for the nerd crushes this week. How far we goin’ back? Waaaay back! I figured if I was ever going to roll out some hot nerd crushes based on people who weren’t real, these two would be the ones to start with. One’s a heartless well of all that is evil, and the other’s been known to rip people’s arms off when they don’t get their way! I was introduced to The Baroness and Chewbacca both when I was a wee little BoyWithPez, but their influence has stuck with me throughout the years. Find out why after the jump!
Ah, The Baroness. What can I say, really? I do believe that my particular fetish (though certainly not mine alone, if popular porn is to be believed) of a hot woman in glasses started with her. She’s gorgeous, exotic (Well, exotic to a little boy from Kentucky at any rate.) , mysterious, and she’ll turn on you at the drop of a thin dime! Clearly, it takes a metalheaded pimp like Destro to tame this vixen. Well, as much as she can be tamed at any rate. How many times did she turn on him? I couldn’t tell you. I CAN tell you how many times she turned me on, though. Heh heh. Which is why she gets my vote as the hottest cartoon female ever created. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Jessica Rabbit!
Until you can find an actor better than Hayden Christiansen, I'll be in my trailer!
Chewbacca is one hell of a Wookiee, isn’t he? He’s a man’s man, he’s the best copilot in history, and, as it turns out, he’s a family man, too! He can fix a cobbled-together piece of crap ship like the Falcon, and he can seem justified in choking someone as obviously smooth as Lando Calrissian without it seeming weird. Couple all that with the fact that he A) Doesn’t ever wear pants and B) Has the second coolest weapon in the Star Wars universe (I’m sorry, but the bowcaster will never, ever beat the lightsaber. Ever.) and he’s simply the coolest, hairiest mammajamma to make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. I think Han will forgive me for saying so, too. Chewbacca!!! He’s my favorite Wookiee!!!
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