ManWithPez

You wish you wrote this good, looked this good, was this cool!

I’m a huge nerd.  I’m fine with that.  Truly!  Anyways, when I was a child of the tender age of 8, I had a book taken from me in class.  That book was Stephen King’s Night Shift.  And really, there isn’t much a better short story collection out there.  The point is that I’m a lifelong Stephen King fan.  And, as presented on this site, Chuck Norris needs someone to fight!  So, why not my favorite author Stephen King!  Stephen King vs Chuck Norris after the jump!

1.  Demonstrating the “Shining”, Stephen King already knows all the moves that Chuck Norris will throw up.  As long as they’re fighting in a haunted hotel.

2.  Stephen King is from Maine, and he’s still awesome.  Tell me someone else who has done that!  Besides Joe Hill!

3.  Stephen King generated a writing career from the beginnings of a story thrown in the trash.  Chuck Norris gained his reputation from hitting people in the head.  I’m going with the writer.

4.  Stephen King kept people on the edge of their seats with the seven volume Dark Tower series.  Me, personally…I was once the limbo champion of Butler County Kentucky.  He’s got us all beat!

5.  Chuck Norris tried to punch Stephen King with the fist under his beard.  Stephen King unleashed the portal to Hell that he keeps under his beard.  The fight was called on account of brimstone.

6.  Per Cell, The Stand, and others, Stephen King has destroyed the world quite a few times.  And what did you do today?

7.   When once they fought, Chuck Norris attempted his roundhouse kick on Stephen King.  Stephen King hit him with the A9 Superflu.  Point to Stephen King!

8.  All paths follow The Beam.  The Beam, oddly enough, leads to the man himself, Stephen King!

9.  Turns out all of Chuck Norris’s life and career…all a short story written by Stephen King.  And, there’s not a happy ending!

10.  What level on The Tower do you hail from , stranger?  What’s that?  You don’t know?  Well, if you want to know, there’s only one place to find out.  And that’s Stephen King.  Good luck with that, by the way.

Tags: Chuck Norris, Stephen King

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