ManWithPez

So...how many dead people are in this picture?

I’ve gone out of my way to try and pester the Twilight set, and for good reason, I think.  That being said, I think True Blood and The Southern Vampire Mysteries are awesome.  Well, season 2 of True Blood was off a bit, but there was enough “What The Fuck” to keep me tuning in.  I’ve read all the books, seen all the episodes, and I think that the people of Bon Temps, Louisiana would be easy to piss off.  Then again, we’re talking about vampires of a distinctly non-sparkly variety, so you might want to tread carefully.  Ten New Ways to Annoy the True Blood People starts after the jump.  Oh…and there are some spoilers here.  Mostly from the books, so watch out.

1.  Go to Merlotte’s with nothing but the theme song to Magnum PI stuck in your head.  See how long it takes to infect Sookie Stackhouse with it.

2.  Ask Sam Merlotte if he’s ever taken a giant animal shit while changed into…well…a giant animal.

3.  Present Jason Stackhouse with a bag of Meow Mix.

4.  Tell Eric why you think Sookie should be with Bill.  Tell Bill why you think Sookie should be with Sam.  Tell Sam that he’s shedding on your rug.

5.  Start an argument with Jason and tell him that you always knew he “had a little fairy in him”.

6.  Present Bubba with a kitty and get him to sing Love Me Tender.

7.  Leave a flaming bag of shit, silver, and garlic on Bill Compton’s front porch.

8.  For her birthday, give Pam a set of Micky Mouse ears.  Of course, they should have her name embroidered on them.

9.  Ask Alcide if he was Michael J. Fox’s stunt double on Teen Wolf.

10.  Tell Sookie Stackhouse that you’re just not that into her.  It would probably blow her mind.

Tags: List, Nerd, True Blood

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