ManWithPez

Archive for January, 2010

Hot Nerd Crush: Idina Menzel and James Franco

Tue ,19/01/2010
She don't look that wicked to me.

She don't look that wicked to me.

I apologize for the lateness of the post this week.  The holiday helped me forget my writing duties for the beginning of the week and now, I’m down two posts.  Without further ado here’s Hot Nerd Crush Idina Menzel and James Franco after the jump. (more…)

Sir Isaac Newton vs Chuck Norris

Fri ,15/01/2010
Hello ladies...Daddy Newton's home.

Hello ladies...Daddy Newton's home.

Sure, it might be getting old, but I never tire of the web phenomenom surrounding Chuck Norris.  I want you all to understand that I think he’s a badass, but, he’s just too much for the average nerd.  Plus, he does look like he’s slapped around his share of dorks.  He has the appearance of a bully about him.  So, today we’ll pit him against one of the most brillian minds of all time.  No, not mine, thanks for asking.  Isaac Newton vs Chuck Norris after the jump. (more…)

Streaming Theater: Making Babbys

Thu ,14/01/2010
The good thing about YouTube?  No nosebleed seats.

The good thing about YouTube? No nosebleed seats.

Of any of the new changes we’ve made here at this site, Streaming theater is turning out to be my favorite.  Why?  Cause it requires very, very little effort on my part.  There will be a couple of no necessarily safe for work videos from time to time.  Language, mostly, if you ask, which you didn’t.  Then again, if that surprises you, perhaps you don’t know me, haven’t been here before, or simply can’t read the content warning on the left over there.  If you can’t read, then this article should be ideal for you, because, HEY!  Movin’ pitchers!  Streaming Theater after the jump. (more…)

Facebook Failure, or, Why I’m Not on FB That Much Anymore

Wed ,13/01/2010
Even the logo pisses me off, now!

Even the logo pisses me off, now!

In a few simple words, I’ve really, really started to hate the social networking site Facebook.  Now, granted, I understand that it’s not for everyone.  Or, rather, that’s how it started.  When I first got on Facebook, I adored it.  It really was a way to connect with some people that I hadn’t seen in some time.  And then, it turned into a hot mess.  Find out why I can’t stand it anymore, and why I can’t just logoff for good after the jump. (more…)

Ten New Ways to Annoy People: Bonus Point Roundup!

Tue ,12/01/2010
At least this sign offers preparation.  Most people, alas, do not.

At least this sign offers preparation. Most people, alas, do not.

Ah, every week, you’d think it’d be harder and harder to come up with ways to annoy the populace at large, and honestly, you’d be right.  Then again, I’m easily annoyed myself, so, I always seem to have what I need right at hand.  I don’t know that I would actually try any of the stuff I suggest, because most of it, while annoying, will probably land you in jail, for at least a day, if not longer.  Never let be said that I said annoying the cops was a good idea.  Ten new ways to annoy people after the jump. (more…)

Hot Nerd Crush: Katey Sagal and Chiwetel Ejiofor

Mon ,11/01/2010
Ladies, nerds, rejoice, for it IS Chiwetel Ejiofor!

Ladies, nerds, rejoice, for it IS Chiwetel Ejiofor!

Two more for the books this week, as we look at an older actress, though still smokin’ ass hot, and one of the better thespians working today.  Hot Nerd Crush for Chiwetel Ejiofor and Katey Sagal starts after the jump. (more…)

Cary Grant vs. Chuck Norris

Fri ,08/01/2010
Helllllo ladies!

Helllllo ladies!

This one is entirely for the film nerds.  My second favorite actor of all time (Don’t ask), I think is a perfect candidate to bring some class to the proceedings:  Cary Grant.  Now, whether or not he was gay is up to debate.  Personally, I don’t think so.  I don’t care either way.  Sexual orientation is not a precursor to the beating of Chuck Norris’s ass.  Either way, Chuck’s goin’ down. (heh).  Cary Grant vs Chuck Norris after the jump! (more…)

Streaming Theater: Don’t Sue EdamaME!

Thu ,07/01/2010
Nero Wolfe judges you!

Nero Wolfe judges you!

Come along with ManWithPez on a journey to end boredom, for however short a time.  Here’s the thing, though.  Most people don’t like their copyrighted material up on sites like YouTube.  So, for some of these, you might want to look quick.  (more…)

Jewel Staite Bomb!

Thu ,07/01/2010
You HAVE to be really into your chicken wings not to notice that fine piece of actress at the next table.

You HAVE to be really into your chicken wings not to notice that fine piece of actress at the next table.

Okay, it’s not a bomb bomb, or even a really bad movie, but a Jewel Staite photo bomb!  As you can see, Jewel Staite….Mmmmm…Jewel Staite is enjoying her holiday vacation in what appears to be Hawaii.  On Twitter the other day, she posted this picture what might have been herself, except for the man in the background who, according to Jewel, really, really liked his chicken wings.  So, for a hot picture of Jewel Staite, for a man who loves his chicken small and somewhat hard to eat, and for holidaying in temperate climes, here’s this picture.  Enjoy!

What If Stunt Casting: Remo Williams

Wed ,06/01/2010

The adventure begins.  In my pants!

One of my favorite films from the 80s, Remo Williams:  The Adventure Begins is now in my hot little hands, though it did take some tracking down.  The soundtrack…well, that’s another unfindable matter altogether.  ThatCostumeGirl and I were watching Remo on New Year’s Eve (Rock on!!!  We’re such party-going…uh…people.  Sigh.)  And since we’d both been drinking , we started discussing who we’d cast in a Remo Williams movie if it were made today.  Indeed, since there is a reboot in the works, now would seem to be the time to discuss such things.  Now, I realize that perhaps most couples don’t sit around doing this when they get their drink on, but it’s a common occurence around here.   The drinking for me, and the recasting discussions for her.  Anyways, see who we picked after the jump. (more…)