Twilight Poke: Twilight Moms
Friday, January 29th, 2010
I find this horrifying beyond all words. (Except the one's you're reading.)
Picture above brought to my attention by good friend and ManWithPez.com website wrangler Succatash. This would be one of the changes I’d like to make to the site. Every so often, I’d like to upset some Twilight fans. Why? They’re so damn easy to rile, first thing. Second, the above statement is 100% true. Third…I just really fucking hate it. Look for a Twilight Poke every so often here. And remember this one thing…Vampires do not fucking sparkle, unless you’ve just hit them with spray-on glitter as a tool to set them on fire.
Twilight sucks. And not in a good way.
Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I’ll admit that I read the Twilight books. Even that they’re mildly entertaining. But the level of fan-girlhood surrounding the series is really disturbing. Especially among grown women! Yeah, Edward isn’t reeeeeally 17. He’s 109. But it’s still creepy.
Posted on January 29th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I was waiting for someone to say just that. Hee hee. You’re right, of course, he’s 109. He certainly doesn’t ACT like a mature 109 year old. He acts like a pouty perpetually 17 year old boy, so far as I can see. I see being a rabid fan of something other people don’t understand, sure. But some of these people…they scare me. As I’m certain I scare other people. It’s just that the rabid fans are so vitriolic in their defense of Twilight. Sounds like you could take it or leave it though. Good on ya!