ManWithPez

I find this horrifying beyond all words. (Except the one's you're reading.)

Picture above brought to my attention by good friend and ManWithPez.com website wrangler Succatash.  This would be one of the changes I’d like to make to the site.  Every so often, I’d like to upset some Twilight fans.  Why?  They’re so damn easy to rile, first thing.  Second, the above statement is 100% true.  Third…I just really fucking hate it.  Look for a Twilight Poke every so often here.  And remember this one thing…Vampires do not fucking sparkle, unless you’ve just hit them with spray-on glitter as a tool to set them on fire. 

Twilight sucks.  And not in a good way.

I...I really have no words for this.

I’ll admit that I don’t always laugh at things that most people do, and vice versa.  Actually, it’s served me well throughout the years, but in some cases, I just have to comment on things I’ve found around the internet that I think are fucking funny.  Here’s a few examples of pictures I’ve found here and there.  I’ll credit as I can, but I don’t know them all.  If I have one of your pictures, and you wish for me to credit you, email me, and I’ll be more than happy to.  If you’re full of shit, and you ask me to credit a picture to you that isn’t yours…then you’re an asshole, and authorities higher than me will deal with you, you lying sack!  Pictures after the jump! (more…)

There are a few Mythbusters drinking games out there, but I’ve been inspired.  Not the least which reason is that I’ve recently watched the entire show from start to “Tree Catapult”.  I’ve noticed some patterns, and yes, as is my wont here on ManWithPez, I’ve drank while watching some of the episodes.  Bear in mind, I am not suggesting that you actually drink like this while watching Mythbusters.  But, it can lead to a great deal of fun/vomitting.  Ready?  Here we go, after the jump! (more…)

You KNOW you're annoyed when you point at your own phone!

Let’s annoy everyone!  Come on!  It’s easy, and it’s fun!  Just like using an EZ-Bake oven…except this actually works.  I myself have been annoyed several times in the last week, but we’ll see how much of it I can filter out for my list this week.  Which is late, sorry for the annoyance.  Ten New Ways to Annoy People after the jump! (more…)

Farewell, my friend! See you soon!

Alright!  Let’s hear it for the pale!  This week we’re going to take a look at two of the hottest pale people ever, Kristen Bell and Conan O’Brien.  The reasons for these picks (other than their lack of skin pigment) should be obvious.  They’re both hot as can be, but also very, very talented.  So, without further ado, let’s have a look at Kristen and Conan after the jump. (more…)

What are you doing Friday?  Cause this is what I’m doing.  ThatCostumeGirl wants very much to see this.  I’ll be honest with you.  I’m a huge geek (per my fiance’s description), but this is probably a stretch too far for me.  I hope to be proved wrong.  But, this looks astonishingly, horrifyingly like H.R. Puffenstuff to me…and I HATED that show. (more…)

Seems like I might have seen this before. Possibly in a ministry office.

Oh, Streaming Theater, you’ve been the best idea I’ve had since my last divorce!  It essentially means that on Thursday, I get to be a lazy shit and look at videos for a couple of minutes.  I tell you, though, many was the day that I wished I had some goofy video to alleviate the boredom.  Especially once I became the boss.  Of course, now, I’d kick someone for even a small chance to be bored at work again.  Funny how that happens.  Streaming Theater after the jump. (more…)

Holy shit! It's coming right for us!

This photobomb courtesy of  AwkwardFamilyPhotos shows some strange love ritual taking place in front of what appears to be either a live rabid panda, or a fake plastic panda, I’m not certain which.  All I know is that I’m sure as hell not going to put my hand in it’s mouth.  Also, that could be the very same panda that attacks Brent Sienna over on Player vs Player with such gusto.  I’m not going to ask it.  Are you?

It's Curtains for you, see! Curtains!

No, I don’t mean for the items in this list to be sung, though you should feel free to string them together.  If some enterprising musician wishes to, they have my blessing.  And then we’ll start the national tour of Annoyance:  The Musical, with it’s opening number The Most Annoying Writer In The World.  I’d pay to see that.  Actually, I’m already paying to see that, as no one’s handing out money for writing ManWithPez.  Hint.  Again. This list is actually about different musicals.  And, yes, there are spoilers for some of them, so unless you want to know, you might want to avoid this list.  Fifteen New Ways to Annoy People after the jump. (more…)