Picture above brought to my attention by good friend and ManWithPez.com website wrangler Succatash. This would be one of the changes I’d like to make to the site. Every so often, I’d like to upset some Twilight fans. Why? They’re so damn easy to rile, first thing. Second, the above statement is 100% true. Third…I just really fucking hate it. Look for a Twilight Poke every so often here. And remember this one thing…Vampires do not fucking sparkle, unless you’ve just hit them with spray-on glitter as a tool to set them on fire.
Twilight sucks. And not in a good way.