ManWithPez

I never wanted to be a piece of driftwood so much in my life!

We’re trying something new with Hot Nerd Crush/Mancrush.  To date, they’ve kind of been paired together.  Each one has had somthing to do with the other one.  It’s actually kind of limiting, so I’m going to do away with it.  With that in mind, here’s lucky number 7, Kristin Chenoweth.  A woman with a lovely set.  Of vocal cords, you perverts.  And tits.

Kristin stacks up at a small 4′11″ tall.  I wouldn’t call that short…I would call that travel sized for my convenience.  I first noticed her in a made for TV version of The Music Man, oddly enough.  As I was watching her play Marian, all I could think was, Man, she’s gorgeous!  Also, how did they get that rack into a corset?  Okay, I’ll stop talking about her boobs.  For now.   And, that voice!  This small woman is rocking one set of rafter-shaking lungs, no doubt about it!

Should Kristin ever read this article, I hope this is the expression on her face.

Now, I never got to see Ms. Chenoweth as Glinda the Good in Wicked, and more’s the pity for me.  As I’ve mentioned on this site several times that I melt at attractive women who have good comedic timing, and Kristin’s got some of the best.  It’s a funny part, and I’m certain she made the most of it.  Plus, go look up that video of her at the Tonys when Idina Menzel’s performing Defying Gravity.  Whew…that’s some hot Good Witch right there.

I, like most people, know her the best from Pushing Daisies, and her Emmy Award winning turn as Olive Snook.  I loved everything about the part…the half assed potboiler dialogue, the singing, the unrequited love for The Piemaker, the costumes that went out of their way to show off the hooters.  Yes, all in all, a great part for a great actress.  (I’m sorry I keep bringing up tits while talking about Kristin..but, man, her’s are awesome!  Also, I just really, really like boobies.)

Now, that's a note to end on.

So, Hot Nerd Crush #7, and what a looker she is!  However, I would think that you might notice, I don’t pick Hot Nerd Crushes for appearance alone, and I think I’ve made a fine choice this week.  She’s beautiful, she’s funny, and she can sing her ass off.  Suffice it to say, it was only a matter of time before she showed up here.  And, Kristin, if you’re reading this (HA!) I’m sorry about talking about your breasts so much.  But, please, please, take another part soon where you’ll get to show them off.  They, and you, are awesome!

Tags: Nerd, Woman

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