New Ways to Annoy People #7
Friday, November 20th, 2009
The single most annoying character in all of video games.
As stated previously, annoying people is far too easy not to do. In fact, most of us do it without ever knowing we’re doing it. Me, personally, I try to keep an eye out for such things, and not just because I write a weekly article about how to do it. For instance, a waiter at a local eatery recently spoke entirely directly into my ear. You think he knew he was being annoying? He does now, however. New Ways to Annoy after the jump.
1. The next foggy day, go to a bus stop and entertain the people there with a one man show of The Fog.
2. For an entire day, talk like Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. Bonus points if no one kills you.
3. When the offering plate comes around at church, leave a note in it that says “I know what you did.” Stick around to watch the fun.
4. Excessively mourn roadkill. This works great if you’re on a form of public transport. Like an airplane.
5. Bring a sign reading “Futbol Norteamericano!” to the next NFL game you go to.
6. Go to a city council meeting dressed like Freddy Krueger.
7. Go to as many tables in a restaurant asking to borrow the salt as you can. See if you can collect them all!
8. On Thanksgiving, prepare a turkey made entirely of packing foam. Offer up a prayer to the Nerf Gods before you serve it to your family.
9. Start a private detective agency that specializes only in finding right earrings.
10. The next time you’re filling out a job application, under special qualifications, list that you can speak “Jive“.
Posted on November 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 am
I’ve always wanted to skull fuck that piece of shit dog… thanks for bringing up THAT traumatic piece of my childhood, douchebag! *PTSD flashbacks*
Posted on November 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Hey Chris, you should look at this, might help with the PTSD:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/duckhunt/
And I am so doing the spanish sign at the next fooball game mike and I go to.