ManWithPez

Once again, this Friday we look into annoying people.  Here’s the thing, though…it’s so easy to annoy people, that some of us…and me, I’m looking at you here…can do it without even meaning to.  I can be sitting quietly and people will want to come over and hit me.  Just the kind of guy I am.  So, I if I have to take this abuse, I’m going to try and spread the love.  10 New Ways To Annoy #5 starts now.

1.  Order a large steak at the local steakhouse.  Fling it in the direction of the other patrons and try to start an impromptu game of Frisbee.  Extra points if you don’t wait for it to cool down first.

2.  Bring an Etch-A-Sketch to Barnes and Noble and take it to the coffee shop where everyone’s got their laptops out and acting all important.  Play with your Etch-A-Sketch…and act all important.

3.  Randomly climb into wardrobes and armoires in furniture stores looking for Narnia.

4.  Go to your local adult supply store.  Point to the largest fake dong there and ask the cashier if they consider that an “adult toy”?  Strongly lecture them that DILDOS ARE NOT TOYS!!!

5.  Think of a very catchy tune.  Loudly say “Oh man, I’ve got that song stuck in my head!”  When someone asks you what song, tell them your song, and then laugh in their face as they realize it’s now stuck in THEIR head.

6.  When the preacher is into the loudest part of his sermon at church, tell him to be quiet.  Then ask “You hear that?  No….okay, go on.”  Do it again ten minutes later.

7.  Go buy a ticket to a chick flick.  Right in the middle of the big romantic kiss, yell “HEY!  THIS ISN’T SAW VI!” and then leave, noisily.

8.  Bring a bullhorn to a construction site, and start hollering orders.  See how much you can get done before you get caught.

9.  Randomly mow a neighbor’s lawn, but do it very, very badly.

10.  The next time you’re at a stoplight, no matter who’s in the car next to you, draw a heart on your window, point to them, and mouth the words “Forever”.

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