ManWithPez

The people in front of you don't want to see either.

The best thing about people is just how easy it is to annoy them.  Then again, some of the things I’ve suggested on this site won’t just annoy people, but will get your ass thrown in jail awful quick.  Or, at the very least, get your ass handed to you in a fistfight.  So, here’s volume four of the ongoing “New Ways To Annoy People”:

1.  Skip everywhere you go during the day.  Anyone who looks at you funny, preemptively refer to them as a “Non-Skipping Faggot”.

2.  Set out a hat on a street corner and bring a Guitar Hero controller.  Really get down so you can get that pocket change.

3.  Self narrate your day, but do it in character as Earl, from My Name Is Earl.

4.  Lay down in an innocuous area.  When someone asks you what you’re doing, tell them you’re from the future, and you’re waiting for “that one kickass hotel to be built here”.

5.  Bring a babydoll with you to a crowded restaurant.  Discipline it occasionally with judo chops.

6.  Start a one man picket line in front of the local grocery store to “Stop The Killing of Innocent Bananas.”

7.  Start an impromptu game of Dodgeball in a board meeting.  Extra points if you hit your boss first thing.

8.  Go to the local skatepark and build an elaborately detailed, but very flimsy ramp out of cardboard.  Stay to watch the fun!

9.  Use the prayer request at church as an excuse to practice your stand up comedy routine.  God will understand.

10.  Steal all the “Please Be Quiet” signs at the local library.  Deliberately be loud and wait for someone to say something.  Feign ignorance of the fact that you’re supposed to be quiet in a library.

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