ManWithPez

Your very severe host.

Today would be a monumentous occasion, if…you know, they made monuments to yet another shitty popular media website coming up.  Why don’t they do that, I wonder? 

Welcome to ManWithPez.  I’m your host, ManWithPez, not to mention a champion of the obvious.  I’ll be reviewing movies, books, music, and, most likely, hate mail on this site.  I look forward to your opinions, even if I don’t lend them much credence.  Okay, I’ll lend a little.

First, a couple of ground rules.  To quote Eddie Murphy: “Old people who get offended easily…ya’ll should just get the fuck out now.”  There WILL be cursing on this site.  I’ll try to reign it in, but like a horse in a burning barn, it’s always fighting to get out.   I’ll try to work in the realm of public decency, but I probably won’t always succeed.

Next, I like to foster free thinking among people.  Who doesn’t, besides Nazis, Communists, and school teachers?   Feel free to disagree with anything I’ve got to say.  However, try to keep it above the belt.  And, not just on me, but on other commenters who might show up here.  It’s only fair to say that if you’re an intelligent person, you’ve probably reasoned out that your’s is not the only opinion out there.  If you’re criticizing someone, please try to remain civil about it.

Mostly, this site will cover most anything I do to have fun or remain unbored.  If that’s not your particular brand of vodka, I apologize, and the door’s over…huh…where the hell are the exits on the internet?  Well played, internet…well, played.

Lastly, we’re still working on things here at ManWithPez to make it a more aesthetically pleasing experience.  I know what you’re thinking:  “Then get rid of that asshole who’s dancing around in the header.”  As much as I’d like to, I’m just too pretty not to be on the front page.  Sorry.  There will be changes here and there in the future.  Hope you like them.

And, if you don’t…get bent.

Before I go, I’d like to thank my two tireless techs without whom this site wouldn’t be up, what with my coding skills rivaling your typical rabid donkey’s.  Succatash, who pushed the idea (finally) to fruition, and ThatCostumeGirl who…well, besides helping on the site, puts up with my nonsensical ramblings and drunken tirades in person.  Fear for her.  Really.

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