ManWithPez

Voted "Most likely to bitch slap a T-800" in high school.

I don’t believe this pair has ever been featured in anything together, but that’s okay.  That’s what we’re shooting for with this weekly article (which, for some reason, nabs my biggest number of visits each week).  So, we’ve got a movie star, who’s been in some of the best nerdbait films of all time, and a TV star who’s hot and apparently doesn’t mind being around a group of guys acting like dorks constantly.  Kaley and Michael after the jump. Continue reading »

Reference for #2 down on that list. I'll say it again...DAMN!!!

Damn!  Go a week without kicking Chuck Norris’s ass, and people will notice.  So, here it is, because YOU demanded it!  You know…I just hadn’t noticed that we hadn’t had a woman fight Chuck Norris on one of these outings.  Actually, that’s not true.  A lot of thought went into picking who was going to take on Chuck’s brawn and beard this week.  I could’ve gone with any old piece of nerdbait cheesecake(mmmm…cheesecake).  But, instead, I decided to go with a badass chick that none of us can deny.  Sigourney Weaver vs Chuck Norris after the jump. Continue reading »

Hey, look Chewie! Those nerds over there are having a boring conversation!

I’m a passing fan of Star Wars.  Now, I hear you bristling up out there.  Truth is, maybe I should have my nerd card pulled, because I think they’re awesome movies, but I’m never going to devote my life to Star Wars.  That being said, there are some zealous fans out there that have turned Star Wars, as creative a property as it is, into something more awesome that the sum of its parts!  Here are a few redubs and mashups.   And, while I know most of them are older,…I don’t really care.  Star Wars funny after the jump. Continue reading »

It’s still one of my favorite cartoons!  Justice League Unlimited seems, sometimes to make better fiction with the DC Universe’s characters than DC does.  Actually, it doesn’t seem that way…it is that way!  So, let’s have a look at some of the characters and who I would cast in some of the bigger roles.  Granted, I’m not going to cast them all, because that roster is huge!  I’m going for some of the key people.  So, JLU Casting Call after the jump! Continue reading »

So...how many dead people are in this picture?

I’ve gone out of my way to try and pester the Twilight set, and for good reason, I think.  That being said, I think True Blood and The Southern Vampire Mysteries are awesome.  Well, season 2 of True Blood was off a bit, but there was enough “What The Fuck” to keep me tuning in.  I’ve read all the books, seen all the episodes, and I think that the people of Bon Temps, Louisiana would be easy to piss off.  Then again, we’re talking about vampires of a distinctly non-sparkly variety, so you might want to tread carefully.  Ten New Ways to Annoy the True Blood People starts after the jump.  Oh…and there are some spoilers here.  Mostly from the books, so watch out. Continue reading »

DAMN! She can play with my dolls anyday! I mean action figures! I don't have any dolls.

Ah, the crushes!  Sure, sure, I like them all.  If they contribute to nerdicy, they will be featured here sooner or later.  And, we have two great ones here this week.  One was found as a dirty nerd, and the other makes a living hosting a show where he’s just plain dirty.  There’s something about them both, and beyond the hotness.  Let’s take a look at Mike Rowe and Amy Acker after the jump. Continue reading »

I find this horrifying beyond all words. (Except the one's you're reading.)

Picture above brought to my attention by good friend and ManWithPez.com website wrangler Succatash.  This would be one of the changes I’d like to make to the site.  Every so often, I’d like to upset some Twilight fans.  Why?  They’re so damn easy to rile, first thing.  Second, the above statement is 100% true.  Third…I just really fucking hate it.  Look for a Twilight Poke every so often here.  And remember this one thing…Vampires do not fucking sparkle, unless you’ve just hit them with spray-on glitter as a tool to set them on fire. 

Twilight sucks.  And not in a good way.

I...I really have no words for this.

I’ll admit that I don’t always laugh at things that most people do, and vice versa.  Actually, it’s served me well throughout the years, but in some cases, I just have to comment on things I’ve found around the internet that I think are fucking funny.  Here’s a few examples of pictures I’ve found here and there.  I’ll credit as I can, but I don’t know them all.  If I have one of your pictures, and you wish for me to credit you, email me, and I’ll be more than happy to.  If you’re full of shit, and you ask me to credit a picture to you that isn’t yours…then you’re an asshole, and authorities higher than me will deal with you, you lying sack!  Pictures after the jump! Continue reading »

There are a few Mythbusters drinking games out there, but I’ve been inspired.  Not the least which reason is that I’ve recently watched the entire show from start to “Tree Catapult”.  I’ve noticed some patterns, and yes, as is my wont here on ManWithPez, I’ve drank while watching some of the episodes.  Bear in mind, I am not suggesting that you actually drink like this while watching Mythbusters.  But, it can lead to a great deal of fun/vomitting.  Ready?  Here we go, after the jump! Continue reading »