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I think I may have my hands full as a father in the very near future.
Again, this is ManWithPez, and I am your host, and I can wish Happy Birthday to whoever I want, and that who today is my daughter, Madelyn. Above is one of my favorite pictures of her ever, but it’s also several years old. Again, my website. Happy Birthday, honey! May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
He cares about as much as I do about my birthday.
Last week was my son and my mother, this week is my daughter and my exwife. This weekend, it’s mine. Birthdays! They’re everywhere, and while mine usually don’t bother me, this one, the 35th, isn’t shaping up to be my best ever. No worries, however. I’ve usually tried to not to be irritable on my birthday, but it’s far too easy to annoy people on the day they move up an age bracket. Here’s ten ways to push the envelope, but remember, if you poke a sleeping dog with a stick, you deserve what’s headed your way. Ten new ways to annoy people after the jump. Continue reading »
Hey...he's just sayin' what we were all thinking.
Ah...marriage. Something truly evil for these two to deal with.
Typically speaking, a demon is a bad thing. Not so on some of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and all of it’s superior spinoff, Angel. What’s that? You don’t think Angel was better than Buffy? Write your congressman! This is my blog! Anyways, I’ve decided to include some of the purer demons on this list, instead of half demons like Doyle or even the vampires. Some of them had very limited screen time (in one case here, roughly five seconds), and some were around for years. Either way, they made an impression on me, and so, let’s look at some demons after the jump! Continue reading »
Yo dawg! I head you like bitin' other dawgs. Here ya go!
Being a surly, slightly overweight nerd, I’m certain you’re thinking that I’m about to say “physical confrontation” and the fights I like to avoid. You’d be wrong this time, however. Certain groups of people tear into each other verbally or in whatever way, and I just get embarassed or bothered to the point that I can’t BE bothered. Everyone knows everyone has an opinion or two of their own. There’s just no need to force it out of most people. The Fights I Like To Avoid…and why, after the jump. Continue reading »
Heh. Yeah, I suppose that’s right. At any rate, here’s my picture for my 4,000th Tweet. And, while it’s good, it’s not half as good as the iteration that ThatCostumeGirl came up with…seen below and after the jump. Continue reading »
Mmmmmm...haaaaand. Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting my zombie son!
Since this is my site, I think I’ll say Happy Birthday to whoever I want! And that who today is my little redhaired son, Alexander. It’s not everyday that your young man turns seven! Seen pictured above from some years past, and apparently when he was quite hungry. Here’s hoping you get some cake instead of that hand, boy! I love you, son.
Talk back to me again, and you'll be riding high tide, you got that?
Today is my son’s birthday. In honor of this, I’m going to write a little piece about some of my favorite father/son relationships. However, as is my wont here at ManWithPez, none of these are what you’d consider traditional father/son relationships, ohhhhh no. In fact, only one pair is actually blood related. Having said that, I think we’ll do without the typical rank structure I usually employ with these types of lists, and just jump in. Who’s ready? I know I am, and before I go on…Happy 7th, Alexander. Daddy is very proud of you. Fathers and sons after the jump. Continue reading »
Yeah, I said his teeth are as yellow as his eyes! Scary, I know!
I don’t know why, but I find the following cartoon clips funny. They’re really just repeated sayings from certain shows edited down to just those key things I find funny. Find out why I think is so damn funny after the jump, but I warn you…there’s one clip in here that started me off laughing for a good ten minutes, and I STILL can’t explain why! Videos for you after the jump! Continue reading »
Not the toad I meant, bu...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
You know, ThatCostumeGirl and I argued over whether or not to call this group of people Lackeys or Toadies. Turns out, they mean almost the same thing, really. There is enough difference, however, that it looks like she won. So, Toadies it is! Besides, it’s the cooler sounding term anyways. Now, there will be some on the list that you disagree with. Indeed, there are some that start out as toadies, and then distinguish themselves otherwise further in the story. For however brief a time, however, they were all in glorious servitude, and happy to be so! So, here they are in rank order: My Favorite Toadies, after the jump! Continue reading »